I think we learn more about the reviewer than the movie, here! Classic Onion humor... Looks like we're getting about 5 inches of snow in total, here. This is the first snow of the season that won't melt off in a day, here.
That is one excited weatherman. As to that Birthday clip. It will definitely be remembered by all those young jihadists in training. When in Rome, don't light the candles on your birthday!
Courtesy of /r/publicfreakout which is a way crazier place than /r/skateparkfreakout. You can hear the dude in pink's ankle break around 1:22 : http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/10/...ior-police-record-for-theft-and-animal-abuse/