"Zombie Proof" baby turns 1 year old

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  1. bigwill51534

    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    ~Will Courtier~
  2. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Will, you're beyond white. Translucent maybe? I'd love to see you dance. :D
  3. CroweBaby

    CroweBaby Guest

    All that is tan on Will is his neck and arms, and even then, I'm still darker than him XD. I hope our kids get my coloring and his eyes and skinniness. Also, the chances of us having twins and girls are VERY high D:
  4. CroweBaby

    CroweBaby Guest

    I can with a lot of hormone treatments and fertility drugs. My doctor said there are ways around it. That's why the chances of multiples are high. I'm satisfied with my four legged children for a while though. I don't want kids until I'm at least 23.
  5. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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  6. CroweBaby

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    oooooooooh no! I only want 2. I don't want my kids having middle child syndrome.
  7. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    technically, us "white people" are translucent.. lacking pigmentation. take a look at the palm of your hands, you'll see through the skin to the veins.

    i would like to know the outcome of seven's genetic conversation with his girl.

    im right here.
    your genes can take over as long as i get some of that poon
  8. Yadidamean

    Yadidamean yadidamean?

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    LOL I was going to say something witty but I'm not really sure of how I'd like to respond.

    XD I think you cheered me up

    oh, watch out, the 2012 stuff is going to be caused by the h1n1 vaccine...
  9. CroweBaby

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    Bah 2012...Damn people with their damn conspiracies. Wasn't the world supposed to end on Y2K and 06/06/06? I'm going to steal a word from Coleman and call this "Bananary"


    MSP, I just realized by what you meant about wanting to see Will dance....Bahahahahahaha, no you don't. XD I love him so much, but watching him dance is so awkward, I just have to tell him to stop. :p
  10. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    white people... wow, we're not worth a shit. our genes arent worthy, nor is our dancing. lol
  11. CroweBaby

    CroweBaby Guest

    Well to be fair, I can't dance either. I guess I get it from my white side :p
  12. Yadidamean

    Yadidamean yadidamean?

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    Silly, yes you can, you're just not drunk enough :p
  13. CroweBaby

    CroweBaby Guest

    Lol, I "chair dance". Upper body moves only. :p I feel so awkward and out of place when I dance.
  14. Yadidamean

    Yadidamean yadidamean?

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    Hitch teaches the basic moves. LOL
    Technically you don't really even have to know how to dance now. I see most people just rubbing their asses on guys' crotches anyway XD

    get it girl!

    lol
  15. Coleman

    Coleman fresh off the corner

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    I just tektonic to everything like this kid

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30G0r8Id0gM
  16. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    ^^^holy shit. OMG

    that kid is rippin it with a bunch of nonsense ass moves. hahhaha
    anybody can throw their arms and legs around..

    i bet yadidda can dance.. she can grind on this dick
  17. Coleman

    Coleman fresh off the corner

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    torx i bet if you keep playing it nonchalantly like you have been.. it might just happen.
  18. CroweBaby

    CroweBaby Guest

    <<< No rhythm and super clumsy. I can be standing and I trip. I'm spraining ankles like twice a month. That just enhances when I'm drunk (which I'm not a big drinker anymore so that doesn't happen a lot)
  19. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    +1 lol

    ....woah......
  20. Octane91

    Octane91 <smartass comment> Staff Member

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    How the hell did this thread get so off track? :)
  21. CroweBaby

    CroweBaby Guest

    It's how we do ;)
  22. Mince

    Mince Never Dice, Always Mince!

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    Speaking of dancing... anyone know how to break?
  23. GiggidyGee

    GiggidyGee Nice bum, where ya from?

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    I can moonwalk and tap dance :)
  24. Yadidamean

    Yadidamean yadidamean?

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    LMFAO, oh torx, you know at this point I'm free to do as i please....

    < can six step, top rock

    but that's about all the breaker-ish things I can do. Break dancing requires more upper-body strength that I possess.

    That kid^ is good, better than others I've seen lol
  25. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    oh yea, i can do a bit of jookin and slides.. we need'ta get down with the get down sometime :p :p