a collection of headlines from this month in FL. also illinois is getting reports. man face got ate off in FL, dead baby found with toes and face ate off in tx, nj man cut himself and threw his intestines at police, luka magnotta the icepick killer, now these hazmat reports in FL, and weird shit in IL going on.
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Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/ma...dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story im lol at all these threads floating around online..but this shit does seem weird.
Yeah, the sensationalism is crazy right now. But I'll be honest, there's a ton of crazy shit going on right now. Or at least there's a lot of stuff being mentioned in the papers.
It all serves to make me wonder exactly what isn't being metioned in the media. "live free, or die hard' folks.
zombie outbreak while the un takes over the internet. obama saves the day, wins reelection. heres another updated list 4-17-2012 - Man tried to bite another man, was stun gunned 5-02-2012 - Man bites girlfriends lips off 5-03-2012 - Man bites off another mans ear in bar fight 5-06-2012 - Man kills wife, eats her forearm and dies 5-18-2012 - Woman bites mans ear, stabs him with seashell 5-21-2012 - Police: Man bites woman's cheek in Westchester 5-23-2012 - Cops: Man bites off tip of cousin's nose 5-25-2012 - Woman attacked, cut, bitten by six women in Annapolis 5-26-2012 - Naked Man Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Police 5-27-2012 - Crazed Florida doctor facing charges for spitting blood on troopers during DUI arrest 5-29-2012 - Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers 5-30-2012 - Swedish doctor cuts wife's lips off and ate them 5-30-2012 - Chinese cannibal arrested for 20+ murders 5-31-2012 - Manhunt in Canada for man who dismembered/cannibalized/committed sex acts on another man 5-31-2012 - San Antonio woman kills 3 week old son, beheads him & eats his brain <-This is old, a update on a 2009 crime - thanks Klassfied! 5-31-2012 - Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart *** 5-24-2012 - Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo
here is a time line of the happenings in florida http://sflchronicle.com/news/2012/0...ing-each-other-and-it-all-started-in-florida/
for all we know this shit happens everyday but never reported in the news. all the sudden its being reported and we all get hysterical. SIKE, fucking zombies are here!!! kill emmm!!!
There's a major campaign within the DEA against bath salts use right now. Is it any wonder the media is being used in this campaign? Things that normally wouldn't be more than second or third page news are making national headlines and are attempting to go viral because it just plain works. The media/internet as a cattle prod. But this otrocious shit is the ugly side of humans for sure. If the use of a substance is the cause, we need to do something about it.
http://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_MDPV.shtml I'm all for ". . . in the name of science," but I'd rather read other people's stories instead of finding myself naked and covered in blood in the back of a police cruiser. Also, Big Lurch did this years ago:
3-08-2012 - Father Bites Off 6-Year-Old Son’s Penis Before Brave Witnesses Can Stop Him 3-24-2012 - Man attacks, growls Miami police who try to help him 4-10-2012 - Woman attacked in home in bitten multiple times 4-11-2012 - Baby declared dead wakes up in Argentine morgue 4-13-2012 - Mao Sugiyama Cooks, Serves Own Genitals At Banquet In Tokyo 4-16-2012 - Brazil 'cannibals turned women into pastries' 5+ People 4-17-2012 - Man tried to bite another man, was stun gunned 5-02-2012 - Man bites girlfriends lips off 5-03-2012 - Man bites off another mans ear in bar fight 5-04-2012 - USDA Quarantines 2 Farms Amid Mad Cow Investigation; Offspring Euthanized 5-06-2012 - Man kills wife, eats her forearm and dies 5-11-2012 - Necrotizing Fasciitis: Georgia Woman Fights Flesh-Eating Bacteria 5-11-2012 - Man pronounced dead at crash leaves hospital alive 5-11-2012 - Baby boy declared dead by doctors, found to be alive 5-12-2012 - 'Dead' man wakes up at funeral that becomes celebration 5-16-2012 - 2 Teachers, Students at Hollywood High School Hospitalized After Breaking Out in Rashes - Second floor evacuated, classroom quarantined after rash break out 5-17-2012 - Second Flesh-Eating Victim Reported 5-18-2012 - Woman bites mans ear, stabs him with seashell 5-19-2012 - Unknown Chemical sends 5 from Florida airport to hospital 5-21-2012 - Police: Man bites woman's cheek in Westchester 5-23-2012 - Tractor-trailer cargo hazmat leak causes I-285 rush hour shutdown 5-23-2012 - U.S. Quarantines 6,000 Hogs Fed Tainted Pet Food 5-23-2012 - Cops: Man bites off tip of cousin's nose 5-24-2012 - Second Broward school reports mystery rash 5-24-2012 - Third Victim Flesh-Eating Disease Lands Man in Same Hospital as Aimee Copeland 5-25-2012 - Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus 5-25-2012 - Woman attacked, cut, bitten by six women in Annapolis 5-25-2012 - 4th Victim Loses Leg to Flesh-Eating Bacteria 5-25-2012 - Haitian Declared Dead Wakes Up in Funeral 5-25-2012 - American Airlines 'disoriented' passenger detained after flight disruption 5-26-2012 - Naked Man Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Police 5-27-2012 - Crazed Florida doctor facing charges for spitting blood on troopers during DUI arrest 5-27-2012 - Russian "cannibal" admits to eating hearts & livers of 6+ people 5-27-2012 - Contractor bites 2 Lowe's employees, resists arrest 5-28-2012 - University of Illinois has hazardous materials accident at the Institute of Genomic Biology 5-28-2012 - Woman caught performing sex act on highway tries to bite cops 5-29-2012 - Palm Coast man accused of strangling kitten, biting lips off another 5-29-2012 - Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers 5-30-2012 - Swedish doctor cuts wife's lips off and ate them 5-30-2012 - Chinese cannibal arrested for 20+ murders 5-31-2012 - Manhunt in Canada for man who dismembered/cannibalized/committed sex acts on another man 5-31-2012 - Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's brain, heart 5-31-2012 - Boy attacks, bites school bus driver multiple times 5-31-2012 - Two officers suffer bite wounds and bruises while subduing man at Ipswich hospital 6-01-2012 - Staten Island Pizza Shop Owner Bites Mans Ear 6-02-2012 - Nigeria: How Female Student Was Killed/Eaten By a Cannibal 6-02-2012 - Jason Levert Johns Attacks/Bites On Wife In Rockingham County 6-02-2012 - FIFTH victim has emergency surgery as flesh-eating bacteria strikes again updated list, most is sensationalism and common shit anyways. just entertainment for now.
seriously, you cant make this shit up!! brazilian boy wakes up in coffin also read a hatian woke up in his coffin today or yest too. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/07/brazilian-boy-comes-back-to-life_n_1578283.html
I like how we've moved from reasonably plausible public health panics like bird flu and mad cow, to full on science fiction public health panics like a zombie apocalypse. But just in case I think I'll buy some more ammo this weekend...
Oh maaan, I knew you guys wouldn't let me down. This is pretty much the reason I came back. I don't really get a lot of time to watch the news or read everything I would like to. So yeah. Zombies. wtf? Did anyone mention Snookie's baby and how she is due when the world is supposed to end? lol Why can't everyone just smoke weed instead?
I wish they'd hurry up and cave in to the inevitability of legallizing weed. I've got a couple acres just waiting for the income opportunity. (dammit.....there's no "unibrow" smiley!)
