Whos Getting Ready For the Rapture! May 21st!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Torx, May 17, 2011.

  1. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    Man...I've been reading so many of these stories online about families quitting their jobs or parents telling their children "Don't worry about college...you'll be going to heaven or hell"...STUPID!

    It's funny because I go to church on a semi-regular basis...and nothing has been said about it. So while I know the congregation has a bunch of hand raisin' and wavin' nut jobs, it's good to see they're a little more down to earth.

    BUT...just in case...I'm not showing up on Sunday. In case they have a special communion with extra tasty grape juice and bread. :D
  2. jake

    jake Vagabond

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    And with the first overall pick of the 2011 Rapture Draft God selects.....The Macho Man Randy Savage!
  3. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...LOL. That's great!
  4. -=Lurker=-

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    You posted links to scripture from books of law from the Old Testament that no longer apply after God sent his son to die (and pay) for our sins (unless you are Jewish).

    I don't know much about the Book of Sirach as that is a book of law from the Catholic Bible but still a book of old laws, the largest of such books as I read.

    Part of this chapter goes on about the "wickedness of a woman." It doesn't say "all women are wicked" as can be read in the following chapter about a "virtuous wife"...


    This is referring to the consequence of Eve's decision to disobey God thus losing eternal life in the Garden of Eden with God.

    BTW, I think you misquoted the homosexual reference. It's in Leviticus. I'm just going to reiterate that this comes from a book of law written for the Nation of Israel (God's chosen people) to keep them Holy and un-contaminated from the ways of the other peoples around them at the time. This page goes on about these verses...

    http://www.whosoever.org/v5i2/steve.html

    oh wait. It doesn't say that. :p
  5. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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  6. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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  7. JZL

    JZL Ministry of Wack

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    You win this thread hands down. God told me so.
  8. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh HODL Staff Member

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    Do we know what time this is supposed to go down? Are we running on Bible belt time?
  9. nidex

    nidex Junior Member

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    There's a block party going on over on the next block. I've been trying to figure out what the occasion is, but then I remembered that the world is going to end in about 2 and a half hours, Central Time. I will be watching TV to see what happens to the east coast, in order to be prepared.
  10. darktides

    darktides Hot stuff tonight

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    Hmm Rapture hatch may have been a good idea
  11. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    There's a bright light in the sky next to the moon, could it be Jesus? Or maybe it's candleja
  12. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    lol jake

    good read.
    http://money.cnn.com/2011/05/19/new...orld-finances-harold-camping/index.htm?hpt=C1

    i had a feeling this guy was gonna dropout, or dissappear, or kill himself.
    im willing to bet hes going to dissappear with the millions hes made and live the last few years of his life in south america or on his private island.
    fucking scam artist.

    im really hoping this rapture event opens a few eyes to join the protest against religion.
    this shit has gone on for far too long.

    sure, this guy might be making off with a couple million, but in the end hes done nothing more than hurt his own agenda.
  13. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    [video=youtube;3Vj8-_jhFAA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vj8-_jhFAA&feature=share[/video]
  14. HEAVY-D

    HEAVY-D Eh?!

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  15. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    Camping said in a CBS news interview last night That it was going to be: "6 PM!" He didn't give a time zone.
  16. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    OK, so the day has finally arrived! I propose that we all check in from time to time just to see who's been raptured and who hasn't.

    MARCO!
  17. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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  18. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    downloading the quiet earth now
  19. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    All eyes on New Zealand

    The reality thus far:
  20. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    I went with my friend to pick up his new AR15 yesterday, just in time!
  21. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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  22. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    watching quiet earth (1985)(new zealand movie)
    everyone dissappeared from a gov project, like haarp.

    now reading about new zealands correlation, kinda weird yo.
  23. MaesterB

    MaesterB King of the Wicker People

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    Rom 16:17-18 "WATCH OUT (MARK THEM) for people who cause Divisions and Upset People’s Faith by TEACHING THINGS CONTRARY to (TO THE DOCTRINE) what you have been taught. STAY AWAY from them. Such people are not serving Christ our Lord; they are serving their own Personal Interests. By SMOOTH TALK and GLOWING WORDS THEY DECEIVE INNOCENT PEOPLE."

    Thought this was fitting. I'm probably the farthest from a faithful christian in the world, but to really prey on stupid people's insecurity just drives me up a wall. I really do hope this has guaranteed Camping a nice stay in eternal damnation.
  24. ninefivezero

    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    But remember, god loves you.
  25. ivwshane

    ivwshane We are all old school!

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