I just ran across this one, and would have done a spit-take, if I had been drinking while reading it! “I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.” Got any good ones?
Before you judge someone, you should always walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away, and you have their shoes! ~Will Courtier~
It's better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than being in the air wishing you were on the ground.
"Oh I thought because this weekend being a holiday meant rent wasn't due until Monday." "I don't understand why you won't take another check after my last check bounced." "I feel like because one of our fifteen amenities is broken that you should give me a 10% rent discount until it is fixed." ugh my job
You work for a management company/apartment complex? You voluntarily took a position that is hated by pretty much every renter? Ballsy.
Job security for sure. My business is 95% rentals fix-ups/turnovers now. The other 5% is turning rentals into property to go on the market because it costs owners too much to rent houses out. The only renters that hate my clients are the ones tearing the rentals up. No hate ........They (bad tenants) are my bread and butter.
Anyone hear about the dyslexic insomniac philosophy major who lay awake nights pondering the existence of dog?
Honestly I agree with this one, if the first falls on a weekend do you expect the rent to be paid on a non-business day?
Through the online portal with an automated draft like the rest of the millennials who live there? Edit: also there's a 3 day grace period AND we courtesy call before posting late fees This. Don't be a terrible neighbor, don't destroy the place and pay your rent on time. It's not difficult.
That's just laziness then. I had my rental company try to charge me a late fee because my check arrived late from the bank. Literally, I had submitted it on the 27th but it was labor day weekend so the check didn't arrive on time. Sorry man, 3 day weekend and the post office didn't deliver.
Rental history is getting as important that credit history in areas where the rental vacancy rate is below 4%. Most PM's don't charge a late fee until 4 days lapse. Unlike banks and most creditors. Back on topic......reminds me of "the check's in the mail"
