Riot in Richmond!!!!

I am not worthless. And I'd rather be fat than look like I came from a LONG line of incestious breeding. I was implying above that you paid my bills. At least I got something out of that joke of a relationship. If I wasn't worth it, why did you tell me you loved me 500 times a day? You forget that I quit my job for you, to take care of you after your tonsils were taken out. You also fail to remember that I told you NOT to pay my bills. Not my fault you wasted your money on me...that was your choice. I knew I was settling with you after 3 months...why do you think I cried myself to sleep every night...but it was too late at that point to get my job back.

That reminds me of another question I've been meaning to ask. CroweBaby, when you got married did the guests throw flour instead of rice?

Nope, bubbles were blown

Wow. I think you two are going to have to decide custody of the various forums. Why isn't this thread locked yet? It has been a long time since anyone but Whiskas replied with anything to contribute. Everyone else seems to enjoy acting like 13 year olds.

Yeah, as much as I'm enjoying bits of it, locked is probably not a bad idea.

But one last question for Crowebaby first. The part of the ceremony where the groom smears wedding cake on the bride's face. Does he need to take any sort of anti-rejection medications for the transplanted fingers?

That was actually quite good!

But no, all of my husbands original fingers are firmly intact. Thank you for your concern though.

remind me never to bring my girlfriends onto this forum.

I've already made that note to myself long ago....................................before a pattern even emerged.

I never tell a gf about this site as I see it as sacred sanctuary (you know what I mean). However, one night while my gf was in town we were out with Bear and he blabbed it to her!! Now I'm sure she checks in on me...

THANKS BEAR!!!

That's one mark against his mancard for sure.

LOL at reamer telling minces business.. lloloaaggagahahhah

if minces gf is reading this, mince has teh ghey virus!!!!!!!!

So weak Seven.

damn, lol..

crowebabby is the female scrubs of tweak3d.
i wouldnt fuck with either one in real life, they might skin me and pour salt on my still alive body.

I'm not convinced they aren't the same person. You put some lipstick and a few hundred pounds on Scrubbin, and they would be indistinguishable.

You know Crowebaby, you get all bent out of shape about the fat jokes but in reality I talk like this to everyone. My teenager is a size 0 and I tease her about being fat all the time. And here's an exchange I had with her mother on Facebook a few days ago:

Better, but still nothing creative.

IBL!