I Caught My Dad With My GF

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  1. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

    I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

    Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

    OR

    Pack my stuff and be on my way.

    Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.

    http://www.flyingcracker.com/Images/gfchamp.jpg
  2. ThatHideousStrength

    ThatHideousStrength Junior Member

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    Did this really happen? The pic don't work.... I'm guessing this a joke.
  3. Caucasian Hammer

    Caucasian Hammer Jesus, Man.

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    Sorry link broke
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  5. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    FAIL FAIL FAIL

    *SPOILER*

    GF = George Foreman grill
  6. Sparky

    Sparky ¿sdooɥʍ

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    *SPOILER*

    I know who dies in My Sister's Keeper... Who's curious?
  7. mistawiskas

    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    I say, make sure that frigging girl grill stays on the curb! i hate those kinds. your dad did you a huge favor.
  8. msgwtco

    msgwtco Divides by Zero

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    I first saw the thread title and thought to myself "damn your life sucks".


    But lol that was great.
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    ninefivezero infinite resolution

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    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Dude! You had me going...
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    Thread awarded a single star.
  12. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    travisty08 Junior Member

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  14. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Alas, the keyboard-cat has taken a vacation at the moment. I'll try again later...
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  15. Mr. Ali

    Mr. Ali Junior Member

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    heh, at first I though it was just an epic fake post but really, it is much better than that.

    Good job bro!
  16. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    you got me!