Do you pull out your balls when pissing at a urinal?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Jishory, Jan 14, 2012.

?

well do you?

  1. all the time

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  2. when my sack is sweaty

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  3. when im the only one in the bathroom

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  4. never

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  5. long hair dont care

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  1. Jishory

    Jishory Junior Member

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    Pee comes out of my cock so the balls stay inside.
  3. Goofus Maximus

    Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb!

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    Why would I go to the effort to pull out more than I need to pull out? Of course the bobble-boys stay inside.
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    mistawiskas kik n a and takin names

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    hans5849 Serious as a heart attack

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    bigwill51534 Saint, Church of Ryanism

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    Care to explain Josh? :D
  8. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    I would never have even thought about pulling out my balls, kinda a weird question.
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  10. braaains

    braaains gubble gubble

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    Yeah man, I plop the whole package out there. Might as well give the dick lookers a show.
  11. MSP

    MSP Haunting a dead forum...

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    Dick lookers? If I caught somebody checking out my junk at the urinal I would piss on their shoes.
  12. Torx

    Torx Indigenous Nudist

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    never, lmao@poll
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    Exactly how far back are you standing from the urinal? :)
  14. ivwshane

    ivwshane We are all old school!

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    What else am I going to do while I piss? I can play with my balls and still maintain my aim;)
  15. braaains

    braaains gubble gubble

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    Like 4 feet getting a perfect arc going. And to be fair I have to bring it all out since I drop my pants to my ankles.
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    Are you serious? I ask because I knew an old European guy from an old shop that would drop his pants and tighty-whiteys to the floor at the urinal. I used to pull up to the urinal two over from next to him and smile (staring at the wall) while shaking my head as if to say "Dude, you're a strange old fucker".

    His name was Ivo. Great old man besides that. LOL
  17. braaains

    braaains gubble gubble

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    Hahaha. No.

    I always wonder what makes those people keep doing that. They see people do it the 'right way' and they just never want to change?

    Aside from not wanting to be that guy, I don't want my pants to be touching the ground; I even check to make sure my shoes are tied before walking into a public restroom.
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    Yep.
  19. Commissar Smersh

    Commissar Smersh HODL Staff Member

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    Lol to checking to make sure shoes are tied. Outside isn't any cleaner.

    And will reply to poll when not on phone but no, my allegedly pretty cock is all I need to pull out.
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    Most people keep their laces tied. For most people, they stay tied.

    Checking your laces before entering the restroom does not mean they are "untied" but checking to make sure they are "still" tied.

    :D
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    Yeah, the floor inside the restroom is probably cleaner than the floor outside. The bathroom floor presumably gets cleaned more often, plus the urine that would splatter there is sterile. I read an article recently where they went around a shopping mall collecting samples, here are the highlights:

    1) Near the toilets - pretty clean
    2) Sinks and door handles - FILTHY!
    3) Hand rails on the escalators - ecoli, blood, urine, feces!

    Yeah, when I'm out in public I don't touch anything with my bare hands that I don't absolutely have to.
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    QFT man.

    One thing I will have to props walmart for, is the hands free restrooms they put in (OMG....especially at walmart). I only shop stores that have hand sanitizer facilities available too. I sanitize my hands and shopping cart handle going in, and coming out.
    There be cooties there.
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    Voted long hair don't care.

    & lol to the similar threads below
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    braaains gubble gubble

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    Inversely from the shoe laces, I don't care to use an ass gasket. I'll give it a wipe down if it looks a little nefarious, but I hate dealing with that crinkly tissue shit.