[Jackalope]

To survive the ensuing zombie horde?

1. Main weapon
2. Backup weapon
3. Vehicle
4. Babe to repopulate earth with
5. Theme song
6. Battle cry


1.Main weapon:

AA12 Machine Shotgun/FRAG-12 Grenade Weapon System


2. Secondary weapon


3. Vehicle


4. Babe

My girlfriend...but if she's already zombified, then it would be Selma Hayek



5. Song

Static-X - Bled For Days

6. Battle Cry

LEEEEROOOOOYYY JEEEENKIIINS !

[ShabazKillaX]

Obviously you haven't read it. That is a poor choice for a primary weapon. It requires ammo, cleaning, and it will alert any nearby zombies to your presence.

[jake]

Now this is my kinda thread.

While the ideal setup would depend on the type of zombies you are facing as well as the level of the outbreak. My longterm setup would along these lines.

1. Primary weapon:

Shaolin Spade (also known as Monk Spade)

Silence over firepower. The spade will keep zombies at a safe distance and the wide blade is ideal for damaging the spinal cord or brain to stop the fiend.

2. Secondary weapon:

Compact Bow

Also near silent. With practise allows for take down of zombie from distance when said target is unaware of my presence.

3. Vehicle

Mountain Bike

Can't run out of gas.

4. Babe to repopulate earth with:

Current girlfriend. She knows as much about zombies as I do and is willing to take her own life if bitten and won't blink to take mine if I am infected.

5. Theme Song:

Flight of the Valkyrie

Classic.

6. Battle Cry:

No brains for you!

[ShabazKillaX]

Looks like Jake has read the book

[-=Lurker=-]

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ROFL

[Scooby]

Yeah, assuming slow lumbering zombies i'd take a pole arm and a short blade as well.

Also, assuming you were going to get a motorcycle for some reason, it'd be much better to get a well outfitted dualsport with some bags. You're not gonna be blade driving around the city lopping off heads with your katana while wearing sunglasses at night

[Ranger]

honestly the slow ass zombies from romero's films dont scare me

its the fast zombies from the 28 (time measurement) later series / left 4 dead that will fuck your world up

[mistawiskas]

My weapon of choice?
need you ask?


Yeah baby!, I'm talkin' uber megatonnage!

[Scrubbin_Bubbles]

1. Sword
2. Crossbow
3. H1 Military Hummer
4. Lynsey Bartilson
5. I did it my way
6. muhahhahahaha

[tex]

1. flute
2. the fetal position
3. rickshaw
4. rosie o'donnel
5. why can't we be friends
6. "i'm a pony!"

[GRP]

Originally Posted by ShabazKillaX

Obviously you haven't read it. That is a poor choice for a primary weapon. It requires ammo, cleaning, and it will alert any nearby zombies to your presence.

Yes. A small caliber carbine would clearly be the best choice, since smaller rounds are both more quiet and more likely to bounce around the inside of the skull after primary penetration.

[MSP]

Ha! I've got a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide sitting on my desk right now. Just last week I bought myself one of these, I'm ready:

[nidex]

Main weapon:


Backup weapon:


Vehicle:


Babe to repopulate earth with:


Theme song:
Billy Ocean - Get Out of My Dreams, Get Into My Car

And I wouldn't need a battle cry. Maybe the sound of Oprah coming to orgasm while I smash in the back seat of my Festiva.

[MSP]

ROFL! Nidex, you're a mess. Billy Ocean...

[Torx]

i'll be kicking too much ass to worry about women


primary: two handed machete. a single swipe with the power from both arms will definately take a head off, a regular machete could take a couple tries.


a modest bamboo katana



gun shops will have been looted real quick so ammo production and availability would be very limited to scarce.

you guys might laugh but im bringing chainmail back! zombies cant bite you through that



vehicle: all terrain armored unicat. if you guys wanna sleep scrunched up in your cars and hummers, i'll be taking showers and sleeping in a restful bed from a day of hacking of slashing. including night vision and 360 degree monitoring from outsiders trying to kill me for my truck. i might even throw in a top mounted gun

lurker might have a better suggestion though



am i the only one that wants a zombie outbreak to happen?

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[demonizeZ]

It would be alot of fun if instead of fighting each other we get Zombies out break. LOL

how do zombies know who is infected and who is not LOL?? beside the whole difference in appearance... I was wondering that after i saw that last Resident evil.

[lasthonestlook]

Again, the book. It explains everything.

[-=Lurker=-]

Nice pick Torx. If it was combustion engine powered land based vehicle, I'd probably say pick the same. I'd probably add a huge dual purpose fuel storage tank though.... dual because it would feed the truck and the top mounted flame-thrower.

[Mr. Ali]

Those pictures and your sig quote go hand in hand.

[-=Lurker=-]

Haha, nice catch.