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Old 09-13-2007, 04:34 PM what...the......Man kills self with guillotine.   permalink #1
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Police Find Man's Body, Guillotine In Wooded Area - Local News Story - WDIV Detroit

Freaking crazy. I heard about it on the radio today, so I had to look it up.

This SO reminds me of the USA Network short film that was posted a little while ago. Maybe that's where he got the idea?

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Old 09-13-2007, 04:44 PM   permalink #2
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pics?

I'm trying to evolve.
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Old 09-13-2007, 04:46 PM   permalink #3
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pics of what? The body? I haven't done alot of searching, but I highly doubt they'll release his autopsy photos. You may be able to find them on rotten.com within the next few days though, not sure.

As for the guillotine, I haven't seen pics, but if it's as messy of an execution device as I believe it is, I doubt they'll release pics of it with blood splattered all over it.
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Old 09-13-2007, 05:06 PM   permalink #4
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Seems like a ridiculously elaborate way to off yourself.


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Old 09-13-2007, 05:07 PM   permalink #5
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Seems like a ridiculously elaborate way to off yourself.
Kind of reminds me of that "Mousetrap" video that Torx was going on about a while ago.

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Old 09-13-2007, 06:03 PM   permalink #6
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I had to re-read this a few times to really grasp how crazy it is.
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Old 09-13-2007, 06:18 PM   permalink #7
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All of the suicide "attempt" people need to take a lesson from this guy. If you try and fail this guy should be an inspiration to you. I admire his determination and style.

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Old 09-13-2007, 06:24 PM   permalink #8
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dude, that is fucking crazy. and yes thats the first thing i thought too.
i wanna see pics



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Old 09-13-2007, 06:31 PM   permalink #9
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All I can say is, what if he'd made it wrong and it didn't work right? Sever the spinal cord but didn't actually kill him. Oh god, sitting there helpless, paralyzed, dieing of starvation.
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:08 PM   permalink #10
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Ha, I know exactly where that is.


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if it was done right, Wham!!! and it's over quickly.


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Old 09-13-2007, 10:04 PM   permalink #12
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All I can say is, what if he'd made it wrong and it didn't work right? Sever the spinal cord but didn't actually kill him. Oh god, sitting there helpless, paralyzed, dieing of starvation.
If you lose the spinal cord, you lose respiration. He'd die pretty quick of suffocation. It would be a shitty couple of minutes though.

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Old 09-14-2007, 01:13 AM   permalink #13
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That's some crazy shat!
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I'd rather just set my phaser to "overload".....no mess for anyone else to clean up.
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Old 09-14-2007, 08:00 AM   permalink #15
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All of the suicide "attempt" people need to take a lesson from this guy. If you try and fail this guy should be an inspiration to you. I admire his determination and style.
Right. you can't miss with a well built guillotine.

Good old french inventions

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pics?
You're sick.

Can we get a video?

Mmm, bacon.
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