[mattdev]

Matt Devincenzi

Clever, I know.

[Achilles]

I picked Achilles back when I played Halo 1 with all my friends. They'd always tell me that I could survive *exaggeration* 50 rockets to the head, but I'd die from like a plasma pistol to the foot. So, I thought it was funny, and anytime someone would say "DIE ALREADY!" I'd nonchalantly tell them "Aim for the heel" because Achilles had the heel as his weakness. So I picked that name, and it stuck ever since.

[-Sevendust-]

Mine = My favorite band

[Lord Kain]

It's a character name from an old RPG game in my teens.

[hans5849]

My grandpa's name was HarHan. We got the net after he died. 5849 is from AOL not having Hans.

[Juballharshaw]

My username means you need to read more.

[czechrboard tassia]

Mine's been around for probably 5-6 years. If anyone ever posted on the PVP Online Forums (now Forumopolis), that's where it originated. There's some Czech in my background (no idea how much... I'm pretty much just a big eastern european mashup) and I thought Czechrboard was clever.

I think I had an account here around 2005 as I Heart Zombies... or at least I was a lurker (from the first time I dated Tremblay).

[Caucasian Hammer]

Caucasian= I'm white, i like mayonnaise, white bread, golf, wearing sweaters and khakis, and im republican.
Hammer= I thought the Hebrew Hammer was a funny name but i'm not jewish.

[Chainblade]

i've been through several names with tweak3d but Chainblade has stuck for a while. It originates from the Ratchet & Clank video game on Playstation. Chainblade is just one of the "bad guys" on there. Just thought it was a cool name.

and mistawiskas, that is a bad ass story. sounds like it should be made into a movie or something lol. There is a lot of times, I think about just leaving everything and living the "simple life" in the wilderness.

[Sparky]

I'm sure you all have your ideas about where the name Sparky came from, but the truth is that it came from the TV show M*A*S*H. The radio operator from the 8063rd MASH unit was named Sparky and as a younger kid, it just sounded cool.

It doesn't seem original, but how many other 'sparky's do you know?

[integra00]

Car make and year

[tweakmonkey]

When I first started this site I wrote several tweak guides, and Felby from Rivazone put "tweak monkey" in one of his news posts to promote the site. I added it to my name on articles and figured it fit so I should keep it.

BTW PencilWntGtU2TheMoon, that was a real lame three paragraphs you spent talking about Jews that had nothing to do with your post. I can change your nick to CHEdaddy or Boltsky if you want to be a jackass on here. Just PM me.

[-Sevendust-]

Originally Posted by Sparky

I'm sure you all have your ideas about where the name Sparky came from, but the truth is that it came from the TV show M*A*S*H. The radio operator from the 8063rd MASH unit was named Sparky and as a younger kid, it just sounded cool.

It doesn't seem original, but how many other 'sparky's do you know?

Actually, one of my best friends last name is sparks. So we call him sparky. You fail. :P

[smirnoff]

It's almost completely arbitrary. Selected from what was in plain view at the time, but also for a more practical reason; it's easy to type quickly and accurately because of how the keyboard is laid out. For simplicity I use it whenever it's appropriate, and I've discovered it's not an often used name so I rarely have to bother adding numbers on to it.

Originally Posted by Achilles

I picked Achilles back when I played Halo 1 with all my friends. They'd always tell me that I could survive *exaggeration* 50 rockets to the head, but I'd die from like a plasma pistol to the foot. So, I thought it was funny, and anytime someone would say "DIE ALREADY!" I'd nonchalantly tell them "Aim for the heel" because Achilles had the heel as his weakness. So I picked that name, and it stuck ever since.

Heh, that's great man. A natural fit.

[smirnoff]

Originally Posted by Juballharshaw

My username means you need to read more.

It took me two months after reading the book it before I put 2 and 2 together, lol.

[namelessentity]

My friend had a fake news site for our high school. It was basically The Onion for all our high school events. He had written a bunch of articles and couldn't come up with a pen name, I thought NamelessEntity was pretty clever. Some of the stuff he was writing could have got him suspended, so it made sense to hide his identity. Anyway, since I came up with the name I figured I'd continue using it after the site ran it's course.

[Torx]

I can change your nick to CHEdaddy or Boltsky if you want to be a jackass on here

does dan know something we dont?

[succubus]

Succubus
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
In Western medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi) or succuba (plural succubae) is a demon, who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men, especially monks [1], in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim.[citation needed] One such story[2] relates to a man in the town of Coblenz, who has been bewitched by a succubus, with whom he is forced to repeatedly fornicate, whilst in the presence of his wife. The story goes on to say that "after an incredible number of such bouts, the poor man at last sinks to the floor utterly exhausted."

And an artist's depiction (and my personal favorite) of what a succubus actually looks like:

[Torx]

^^ i would still fuck that she-demon.

wheres the NSFW edition of that picture?

[succubus]

Originally Posted by Torx

^^ i would still fuck that she-demon.

wheres the NSFW edition of that picture?

I guess we're suppose to use our imagination? That's how it was when I found it - I don't remember where or when. In fact - I'm wondering if tits are SFW? OH WELL I wasn't thinking about that. Hopefully it won't get deleted.