Uggghh...the norm burger

MaesterB · 05-07-2008, 07:02 PM

Oh wow....I didn't think much of the menu when it said 1LB of meat with 100% cholestrol.

And I ordered a poutine with it too...didn't even finish it.

I wanted to put a buffer in my stomach between the booze and my stomach wall. I think I
need something now between my stomach wall and all the grease I just ingested.

Ugggghhh...I had to the top patty with the bun (couldn't even get my jaw around it) and at the rest of the burger with a knife and fork. They also tossed on (for good measure) ham AND bacon, plus I added lettuce,tomato,pickles,mayo,ketchup, and mustard.

I don't think I need anymore red meat for the next two months.

MSP · 05-07-2008, 07:22 PM

Ham and bacon too? Damn, you need a cardiologist STAT.

Caucasian Hammer · 05-07-2008, 08:09 PM

Your my idol. I salute you and your impossible endeavor of eating something so meat and grease filled you'll now need to plan your next 3 days so you are within' 500 feet of a toilet at all times. Get some Pepto Bismol and two-ply toilet paper, the next few days should be hell.

mistawiskas · 05-08-2008, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Caucasian Hammer

Your my idol. I salute you and your impossible endeavor of eating something so meat and grease filled you'll now need to plan your next 3 days so you are within' 500 feet of a toilet at all times. Get some Pepto Bismol and two-ply toilet paper, the next few days should be hell.

No matter how much I wrapped my brain around this task, I could not have said it better myself.

Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb! · 05-08-2008, 06:48 AM

And where was this? Bear (Reaver [Reamer]) is a serious burger eater and probably laughs and points in your general direction. I think I'd be up to the challenge, too. It's hard to beat a good burger.

MaesterB · 05-08-2008, 07:54 AM

In Southern Saskatchewan at an ESSO restaurant in a small town called Outlook.

I woke up this morning, huge weight in my stomach, not the least bit hungry. Uggghhh...need some bran.

Chainblade · 05-08-2008, 09:02 AM

man that sounds nasty, yet so good lol. i'm sure I'd be able to eat it but I don't eat stuff like that any more.

bigwill51534 · 05-08-2008, 04:29 PM

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That is a tasty burger!

Looks good! I love a good burger as well... In fact, just got back from Cheeseburgers in Paradise. Not a bad place. Good atmosphere, burger was cooked exactly to order, great service... Pricey, but worth it in atmosphere.

~Will Courtier~

Scrubbin_Bubbles · 05-08-2008, 04:50 PM

ninefivezero · 05-08-2008, 06:19 PM

I used to be able to eat burgers and other things like that all day, but since I cut most junk/fatty foods out of my diet even one regular size burger can upset my stomach these days. I guess its for the best.

mistawiskas · 05-08-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ninefivezero

I used to be able to eat burgers and other things like that all day, but since I cut most junk/fatty foods out of my diet even one regular size burger can upset my stomach these days. I guess its for the best.

I hear you there. I used to live on whoppers, now the thought turns my stomach. If it isn't off of my own grill, I don't want one.

msgwtco · 05-08-2008, 08:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMIdIOc2pEU

msgwtco · 05-08-2008, 08:34 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O16L4-FUpNI

Caucasian Hammer · 05-08-2008, 09:29 PM

I used to work at Burger King...fuck that place to eternal hell.

krod · 05-09-2008, 01:43 AM

My wife is Australian, they put a fried egg on their burgers...why?

mistawiskas · 05-09-2008, 04:48 AM

I went out with a girl once apon a tome. She wanted fried eggs on everything......allmost.

ninefivezero · 05-09-2008, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by krod

My wife is Australian, they put a fried egg on their burgers...why?

I've had that once or twice, I thought it was actually pretty good.

MaesterB · 05-10-2008, 11:59 AM

Egg on burger is pretty good. And I used to work a BK a LONG time ago. That was my last year or so of high school. I could put back two or three whoppers at lunch.

I had about 4 or 5 dumps in two hours yesterday morning. The bulk of my pooping is done for now.

Will TRY not to eat that much red meat ever again.

Caucasian Hammer · 05-10-2008, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaesterB

Egg on burger is pretty good. And I used to work a BK a LONG time ago. That was my last year or so of high school. I could put back two or three whoppers at lunch.

I had about 4 or 5 dumps in two hours yesterday morning. The bulk of my pooping is done for now.

Will TRY not to eat that much red meat ever again.

I hated working a BK and I couldn't bring myself to actually eat the food while I was there. When i worked there all the minorities used to think it was funny to spit, place boogers, and other just nasty things to all the food. Which of course made it impossible for me to eat fast food.

Scrubbin_Bubbles · 05-10-2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Caucasian Hammer

I hated working a BK and I couldn't bring myself to actually eat the food while I was there. When i worked there all the minorities used to think it was funny to spit, place boogers, and other just nasty things to all the food. Which of course made it impossible for me to eat fast food.

This was the Burger King in Shelton next to Stop & Shop I'm guessing?

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MaesterB King of the Wicker People Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Frozen North Posts: 2,178 (#45 ) My photos: 6 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	Egg on burger is pretty good. And I used to work a BK a LONG time ago. That was my last year or so of high school. I could put back two or three whoppers at lunch. I had about 4 or 5 dumps in two hours yesterday morning. The bulk of my pooping is done for now. Will TRY not to eat that much red meat ever again.
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