[Juballharshaw]

Inspired by this AIM convo with Tassia...

[10/23/2006 22:46:47] JuballHarshaw: oh thats right you had some crazy lithuanian guy
[10/23/2006 22:47:43] Tassia: and then crazy not-at-all-attractive-why-did-i-let-him-tongue-me? *insert name here*
[10/23/2006 22:47:54] Tassia: good times.
[10/23/2006 22:47:57] Tassia: not really, but kinda
[10/23/2006 22:48:19] JuballHarshaw: did yuo return the favor?
[10/23/2006 22:48:25] Tassia: yeah
[10/23/2006 22:48:33] Tassia: it never got past 1st base though
[10/23/2006 22:48:35] Tassia: THANK GOD
[10/23/2006 22:48:56] JuballHarshaw: um
[10/23/2006 22:48:58] JuballHarshaw: thats 3rd
[10/23/2006 22:49:10] Tassia: french kissing = 3rd base?
[10/23/2006 22:49:15] Tassia: what are you, 12?
[10/23/2006 22:49:16] JuballHarshaw: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
[10/23/2006 22:49:28] JuballHarshaw: Yeah I saw tongue as in the vagina
[10/23/2006 22:49:31] Tassia: EWW are you kidding?
[10/23/2006 22:49:38] Tassia: i would be vomiting
[10/23/2006 22:49:40] JuballHarshaw: this is so going on tweaked
[10/23/2006 22:49:53] Tassia: you son of a whore

Normally this would be chalked up to a "That darn Tassia" moment. But I had a coworker telling me that oral was now second base and third was bumping uglies. Which led into trying to figure out what the hell fourth was.

So am I getting old or did the bases change recently?

[czechrboard tassia]

1st- french kissing
2nd - groping
3rd - oral
4th - homerun, baby
(and then there's always extra innings for anal, lol)

[BrentN]

Yea tassias right you bum, first base is kissing, and second is the groping. Whether your just rubbing the titties through clothing or actually touching them with your hand up her shirt, thats second base.

I don't agree with 3rd and 4th tassia, becuase they are both the same. There is only 3rd base when it comes to play. Oral or sticking a dick in the pussy is the same IMO.

Some girls never go down but put out, and then there are girls who go down but don't put out (actual fucking).

[mistawiskas]

Nothing worse than swingin' for the bleechers and striking out. This is a rather strange, but entertaining thread.

[czechrboard tassia]

these are the conversations we have really late at night when both of us have papers due the next day that have yet to be started.

procrastination and complete randomness ftw.

[mistawiskas]

Kinda like sneaking up on them crafty papers eh?

[Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb!]

Naw. You guys have it all wrong. It's:

1st Base - Hello
2nd Base - Hello returned
3rd Base - Sexual chocolate (white or dark)
Home Plate - Nuts in da ass, dick in da pussy

At least that's the way it is in my American History book. Or was it my Statistics book? I dunno. Either way, I studied it really well.

[MSP]

"Base"? That is pretty junior high, don't you think? My junk is basically binary - it's either on or off!

[mistawiskas]

Sometimes, I don't even care if I'm in the ballpark. Married life is good, it's all good.

[JustinL]

1st - introduction (hello's)
2nd - price discussion
3rd - penetration
4th - NOT catching something from the hooker (hey, not ever can make a home run)


at least that is how i've always done it

[Eps]

My train of thought goes like this.

Sex -> google funny thing about sex to put in this thread -> forget what I was doing due to alcohol consumption -> start reading programming forums -> random sex thought -> google for programming + sex -> results are below


Programming Is Like Sex

because…

* One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. (Michael Sinz)
* Once you get started, you’ll only stop because you’re exhausted.
* It takes another experienced person to really appreciate what you’re doing.
* Conversely, there’s some odd people who pride themselves on their lack of experience.
* You can do it for money or for fun.
* If you spend more time doing it than watching TV, people think you’re some kind of freak.
* It’s not really an appropriate topic for dinner conversation.
* There’s not enough taught about it in public school.
* It doesn’t make any sense at all if you try to explain it in strictly clinical terms.
* Some people are just naturally good.
* But some people will never realize how bad they are, and you’re wasting your time trying to tell them.
* There are a few weirdos with bizarre practices nobody really is comfortable with.
* One little thing going wrong can ruin everything.
* It’s a great way to spend a lunch break.
* Everyone acts like they’re the first person to come up with a new technique.
* Everyone who’s done it pokes fun at those who haven’t.
* Beginners do a lot of clumsy fumbling about.
* You’ll miss it if it’s been a while.
* There’s always someone willing to write about the only right way to do things.
* It doesn’t go so well when you’re drunk, but you’re more likely to do it.
* Sometimes it’s fun to use expensive toys.
* Other people just get in the way.

[BrentN]

Yea I bet thats your second base there justin, price discussion hahahha.

nice

Its ok, i negotiate prices once in a while too
Has anyone ever fucked an escort?

[MovingTarget]

nope......never even had an escort......don't go to strip clubs either......not since that one day......

[BrentN]

Originally Posted by MovingTarget

nope......never even had an escort......don't go to strip clubs either......not since that one day......

hahhaa, what? that one day when you were in thailand? the time when she offered "love you long time" and then you find out while making out that she had a suspicious 'bulge'?

[MovingTarget]

Originally Posted by BrentN

hahhaa, what? that one day when you were in thailand? the time when she offered "love you long time" and then you find out while making out that she had a suspicious 'bulge'?

ROFLMAO......

That was my brother when he was in the Navy - he came back from that with the nickname Cockdaddy D15.......

My other brother Pete was in the Navy working on da nuke engines on the Lincoln for a few years but never did anything like that......