Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French

Cartman · 08-14-2005, 12:08 AM

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French

terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.

ahahaha

msgwtco · 08-14-2005, 08:34 AM

tex · 08-14-2005, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Cartman

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French

terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.

ahahaha

lmao

mistawiskas · 08-14-2005, 09:47 AM

Funny stuf.

MSP · 08-14-2005, 10:00 AM

Old, but funny.

ward · 08-14-2005, 12:44 PM

Tweaker · 08-14-2005, 03:18 PM

good but old

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