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Old 07-15-2007, 04:56 PM Post your favorite puntifical misquote here!   permalink #1
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I'll start off with my favorite, teaching the perils of cleaning electrical contacts with alcohol, because:

"A Potched Watt Never Toils"

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Off the top of my head:

Dikembe Mutumbo: "It's like a cake in the park"

Steve Francis: "We're the worst thing since sliced bread"

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Until now,never!before in Earth history, has mass extinction involved a choice.
Ecologically speaking: every single living thing on Earth, has a purpose.............except for man.
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Old 07-15-2007, 08:58 PM   permalink #4
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This still fits the title, but not what everyone has been saying-

"Beautiful people don't light their own cigarettes" - we attribute it to mark twain. my roommate started saying it one night, and a girl asked him who said that, and i just chipped in "mark twain of course." So now a bunch of the sororities at tx tech, and at a few bars in houston, people are saying that. it was pretty awesome. if you like to be full of shit (like i do), it makes you look really awesome and sophisticated to girls (that smoke)
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