Post your favorite puntifical misquote here!

Goofus Maximus · 07-15-2007, 04:56 PM

I'll start off with my favorite, teaching the perils of cleaning electrical contacts with alcohol, because:

"A Potched Watt Never Toils"

SoulAssassin · 07-15-2007, 05:10 PM

Off the top of my head:

Dikembe Mutumbo: "It's like a cake in the park"

Steve Francis: "We're the worst thing since sliced bread"

mistawiskas · 07-15-2007, 05:51 PM

"I've only had tee-martunies....and all day sober to sunday up in"

tex · 07-15-2007, 08:58 PM

This still fits the title, but not what everyone has been saying-

"Beautiful people don't light their own cigarettes" - we attribute it to mark twain. my roommate started saying it one night, and a girl asked him who said that, and i just chipped in "mark twain of course." So now a bunch of the sororities at tx tech, and at a few bars in houston, people are saying that. it was pretty awesome. if you like to be full of shit (like i do), it makes you look really awesome and sophisticated to girls (that smoke)

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Goofus Maximus Too old to be this dumb! Jan 2005 Last Seen: Today Location: St. Louis area, but in Illinois Posts: 2,569 (#34) Thanked 3x in 3 posts x27	I'll start off with my favorite, teaching the perils of cleaning electrical contacts with alcohol, because: "A Potched Watt Never Toils"
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SoulAssassin Vagina Friendly Mayor Jan 2005 Last Seen: Today Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 3,251 (#25) Thanked 1x in one post x14	Off the top of my head: Dikembe Mutumbo: "It's like a cake in the park" Steve Francis: "We're the worst thing since sliced bread"
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mistawiskas outside the box! Jan 2005 Last Seen: Today Location: Grants Pass, Oregon Posts: 14,351 (#2) Thanked 9x in 9 posts x187	"I've only had tee-martunies....and all day sober to sunday up in"
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07-15-2007, 08:58 PM	permalink #4
tex jive turkey Jan 2005 Last Seen: 10-03-2008 Location: ATX Posts: 2,211 (#42) Thanked 0x in 0 posts x8	This still fits the title, but not what everyone has been saying- "Beautiful people don't light their own cigarettes" - we attribute it to mark twain. my roommate started saying it one night, and a girl asked him who said that, and i just chipped in "mark twain of course." So now a bunch of the sororities at tx tech, and at a few bars in houston, people are saying that. it was pretty awesome. if you like to be full of shit (like i do), it makes you look really awesome and sophisticated to girls (that smoke)

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