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03-13-2006, 03:07 PM
| Out with Chuck Norris in with Jack Bauer | permalink #1 | ||||
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Code: Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Code: In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life? Quote:
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03-13-2006, 03:11 PM
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 is not Scooby | No, those are just stupid. Jack Bauer isn't even the guy's real name, and it's just a rehashing of the Norris ones. My friend and I are debating on who's next. I say Jean-Claude Van Damme, but he likes Steven Segal. \  / | |
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03-13-2006, 03:12 PM
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 Original Gangsta | cmon on everyone knows its steve gutenberg  | |
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03-13-2006, 03:16 PM
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 infinite resolution | No one will ever equal Norris. This guy sucks. | |
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03-13-2006, 03:38 PM
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 I Am The Black Wizards | The Jack ones aren't funny. The reason the Norris jokes were funny is that the show was pretty mediocre. It was old. It was also the work of Conan oBrien to make Chuck Norris funny first. Conan made the show funny by showing us hilarious Walker clips, thus boosting the popularity of Norris to god-like status. Jack is just on a popular action-drama show which is still around. Not funny. | |
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03-13-2006, 05:18 PM
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 Tweak Minion  | I dissagree. Jack Bauer is better. | |
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03-13-2006, 05:43 PM
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03-13-2006, 05:46 PM
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03-13-2006, 07:11 PM
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 Party? Where? | heh.. steven segal could come very close tho | |
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03-13-2006, 07:12 PM
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03-13-2006, 09:21 PM
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| Senior Member | the only ones that can come close are the ones on vin diesel. *sp... even they aren't that great. | |
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03-13-2006, 10:12 PM
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 Tweak Minion | boo. chuck norris is immortal. jack bauer is someone i make fun of. | |
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03-13-2006, 11:00 PM
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| Senior Member | they're even poorly crafted... case in point: Quote:
what idjit thought that one up? jack bauers' calander is 3 days long so he can skip everything but april fools day... because no one fools jack bauer? god... and that's the fifth best they've got. | ||
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03-13-2006, 11:48 PM
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 divisible by zer0 | you don't get it. it's saying there is no April 1st on his calendar, thus: april fools day doesn't exist to him... Quote:
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03-13-2006, 11:50 PM
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03-14-2006, 12:08 AM
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03-14-2006, 12:10 AM
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03-14-2006, 05:36 AM
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03-14-2006, 07:24 AM
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03-14-2006, 09:33 AM
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| Tweak Minion | examples | |
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03-14-2006, 10:29 AM
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 It's a series of tubes.  | Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him. | |
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03-14-2006, 10:30 AM
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 Holla | jack bauer is a bad ass on 24 but nothin is better then chuck | |
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03-14-2006, 12:05 PM
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