[hafleystyles]

Well i had a fun convo, sure can tell he knows his cars! why is is so much fun to do this? but he gives me a fucking headach how he DOSEN'T GET STUFF what do you think? i'll let him know!

james_b06: is josh with you?
hafleystyles: yes i am here
james_b06: josh?
james_b06: nigga
hafleystyles: yea
james_b06: http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/we...MXk1NDE%3D.jpg
james_b06: what do you think of that?
james_b06: ???
james_b06: <ding>
james_b06: bitch
james_b06: fucker
james_b06: mother fuck you!!!
hafleystyles: nice
james_b06: i need to lower my car
james_b06: !!!!
hafleystyles: wait three days your tires will do it for ya
james_b06: three days?
hafleystyles: OMG JAMES WTF READ WHAT I SAID then process it through your brain then respond for GOD SAKE
james_b06: why will my car be lowered if i wait three days?
hafleystyles: think about it dude think about your car and what is going on with it
james_b06: my tire in the front?
james_b06: i'm getting a new one tomorrow
hafleystyles: its twelve OCLOCK do you know where your taint is????
james_b06: mother fuck you!
hafleystyles: have you ever cleaned a microwave???
james_b06: yeah.. why?
hafleystyles: good
hafleystyles: your car sounded like you needed more power steering fluid on your belts
hafleystyles: can you get it checked or has the mechanic closed yet???
james_b06: lol
hafleystyles: what??
james_b06: you seriously think its open?
hafleystyles: no i mean you dad said he was closing shop
hafleystyles: like he was quitting
james_b06: what shop?
hafleystyles: on douglas
hafleystyles: the euro car guy by the feed stor
hafleystyles: you know what i'm talkin about
james_b06: are you drunk?
hafleystyles: when i went to your uncles house your dad said he was closing his business
hafleystyles: is he?
james_b06: he doesn't have a business
hafleystyles: nevermind but do you want to go tomorrow and see if your car needes more power steering fluid on the belts?
james_b06: ok
james_b06: i will after i get my tired fix...i'm gonna do that early
james_b06: then ill go to my mechanic and ill ask him
hafleystyles: dave do youur belts have any fluid on them at all????
james_b06: i don't know
hafleystyles: maybe it is your spark plugs are they dry
hafleystyles: you need to get it checked
hafleystyles: tomorrow??
james_b06: yea
james_b06: wake up early
james_b06: im going to bed at 1
james_b06: getting up at 11
hafleystyles: what about the spark plugs???
james_b06: yerah ill check um tomorrow
hafleystyles: I will bring some antifreeze for the spark plugs before summer
hafleystyles: tomorrow
hafleystyles: after 11
hafleystyles: actually i think your car sounded funny because when you drove off your spark plugs weren't firing
hafleystyles: what do you think??
hafleystyles: dave you there
james_b06: what the hell
hafleystyles: i'm going to post this convo on tweak
james_b06: why
hafleystyles: CAUSE
hafleystyles: maybe we can figure out whats wrong with your car
james_b06: well
james_b06: we can take your camera
james_b06: and ill drive or something
james_b06: and you can record it
hafleystyles: the sound?
james_b06: yea
hafleystyles: ok
james_b06: tomorrow
james_b06: is josh gonna spin the night?
hafleystyles: well lets do it with the hood up so we can see if the cilinders are even moving while you drive ok?
james_b06: ill go get my tire changed
james_b06: yeah thats smart
james_b06: how am i supposed to see
hafleystyles: we just cant go fast
hafleystyles: i'll do it
hafleystyles: or we can attatch the camera to the hood
james_b06: ok
james_b06: or you can sit in my car
james_b06: and record it
hafleystyles: well we need to see if the cilinders move when you drive ok?
hafleystyles: i'll think of somehtin
hafleystyles: hello?
james_b06: yeah ok whatevera
james_b06: ill be by your place at 12
hafleystyles: do you cilinders move when you go fast?
james_b06: it sounds fine to me
hafleystyles: what about the pistons?
james_b06: like it always does
hafleystyles: well do they move?
hafleystyles: hello?
james_b06: im going to bed
hafleystyles: dude,
hafleystyles: do you want to put the camera on the inside of the hood to see if the pistons or cilinder heads move?
hafleystyles: i've got a bungee cord and we can use casey's camera
james_b06: i dont know, ok sounds good

[NoseMaster]

Too long and stupid, and full of random crap "have you ever cleaned a microwave" wtf

[GirlsRidePonies]

james_b06: bitch
james_b06: fucker
james_b06: mother fuck you!!!
hafleystyles: nice

Anyone who types like that deserves the "Fucking moron" title.

[BrentN]

wheres the option for

"what the fuck am I doing posting this shit??"

[travisty08]

also, anyone who doesn't know if the pistons move when you drive deserves the fucking moron title

[ward]

ummm? wtf

[Jamsan]

so instead of helping him to understand cars, you just full his head with random bullshit? real nice.

[rocadelpunk]

cliff notes

[MSP]

Originally Posted by rocadelpunk

cliff notes

Yeah, pretty much what I was thinking.

[nidex]

Originally Posted by Jamsan

so instead of helping him to understand cars, you just full his head with random bullshit? real nice.

Shit I do that all the time.

[Da Lucky 1]

wasnt that funny, but yeah, he doesnt know shit.

[Jackalope]

eh seemed to me he wasnt really fallin for it/wasnt interested.

[mistawiskas]

I gave him a 'moron' rating......geeze Lucky, that avatar is nuts. Kind of like when you go on an insane 3 week bender.

[Sparky]

Glad to see that "Fucking Moron!!!!!!" is unanimously the top choice.

[tex]

Originally Posted by rocadelpunk

cliff notes

stupid conversation.