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Old 12-22-2005, 12:27 PM   permanent link to #1
 
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It's not rape, it's surprise sex.
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::shrug::

my e-penis is bigger.
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:33 PM   permanent link to #3
 
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That is my secret santa gift, roca. The real thing is much larger than it appears onscreen - jesus christ what were they thinking? This could kill someone....

MSP and Shane - thank you but next time go for smaller lol.
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:37 PM   permanent link to #4
 
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haha oh man that's rich.

did it come with any accessories?
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:40 PM   permanent link to #5
 
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No.

I almost didn't open the package, because the sender had it sent in their own name at my address. I thought it was a screw up...til I realized it was probably the SS thing.


The most frustrating part is HOW IN THE FUCK am I going to get any use out of that? According to the description it's 2.5 " around... wtf...
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:45 PM   permanent link to #6
 
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ahahahah damn yo

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Old 12-22-2005, 12:51 PM   permanent link to #7
 
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wait...so it's girth is only 2.5 inches?

if you wrapped a tape measurer (starting at middle) when it overlaps at 0 again only 2.5 inches past? That can't be right...
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:56 PM   permanent link to #8
 
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who sent it?
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Old 12-22-2005, 12:58 PM   permanent link to #9
 
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Shane somebody sent it. But MSP helped him pick it out. I do know that much....
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So you got my mold........ Merry Christmas.
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I'm bringing it to the new year's eve party in OH hahah
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Good! Then there will two in the tub but, only one will be floating.
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Did she cross her legs when she saw it too?
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Would you quit being a bitch and stuff yourself? Its only gonna be a problem the first time. After that its smooooooth sailing with your new purple friend.
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ahaha nice present. lol.
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Wanna trade...
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wait...so it's girth is only 2.5 inches?

if you wrapped a tape measurer (starting at middle) when it overlaps at 0 again only 2.5 inches past? That can't be right...
i think she means it's 2.5 inches in diameter.
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