OK, I've been given a funny task and need ideas.

MSP · 05-08-2007, 06:15 PM

My ex-wife has somehow gotten involved with my high school's 50th anniversary reunion, and has asked me to create a website for folks to register. Here are my questions:

1) What would be the funniest domain name? It was a hillbilly, country school. Lots of FFA (Future Farmers of America) members, lots of NASCAR fans, lots of corn... Here are the domain names I'm tossing around:

www.ChildrenOfDaCorn.com
www.RedneckHeaven.com
www.OneStoplightTown.com

Give me some ideas!

2) I need a simple web form so that the registrations are emailed to my ex-wife's email address. Any suggestions?

Torx · 05-08-2007, 06:26 PM

im surprised childrenofthecorn hasnt been taken
any copyright issues with that? if not, i'd say that or..

mistawiskas · 05-08-2007, 06:40 PM

'Da corn hole'

MSP · 05-08-2007, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mistawiskas

'Da corn hole'

Cornhole.com That is perfect! ROFL!

Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb! · 05-08-2007, 07:18 PM

www.MySister.com/MyLover

That's all I got.

smirnoff · 05-08-2007, 07:29 PM

revengeofthedumbasses.com

thadood · 05-08-2007, 07:57 PM

www.theyturkerjerbs.om

Torx · 05-08-2007, 10:34 PM

scarecroweroticism.com

Chris · 05-09-2007, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Torx

scarecroweroticism.com

This one gets my vote.

Scrubbin_Bubbles · 05-09-2007, 02:40 AM

50th? Ummm typo?

MSP · 05-09-2007, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrubbin_Bubbles

50th? Ummm typo?

Nah, it's actually the anniversary of the high school itself, and every graduating class is invited to attend. The irony is that I have absolutely no intention of going. I saw enough of those knuckle dragging trailer turds when I was in school.

Lord Kain · 05-09-2007, 05:23 AM

but hum, all these suggestions are quite funny but..

Are you sure that the school will like it? How about the ex students? I'm sure some would laugh, but there's probably a bunch of farmers that take themselves seriously?

anyways, cornhole is teh funnay

MSP · 05-09-2007, 06:02 AM

I thought about that actually. So I think I'm going to register a name that is either normal, or just subtly insulting. And then put little things on the site itself that are funny.

-Sevendust- · 05-09-2007, 06:21 AM

nothingwrongwithincest.com

Lord Kain · 05-09-2007, 06:22 AM

good thinking.

You could try to chop a M. Corn character in a goatse pose???

muhaha

jake · 05-09-2007, 06:53 AM

hotsheeplove.com ?

-Sevendust- · 05-09-2007, 07:19 AM

I like that one

ThatHideousStrength · 05-09-2007, 08:33 AM

Incest-R-Us-fambly.com

namelessentity · 05-09-2007, 09:01 AM

mouthbreathers.com

Goofus Maximus · 05-09-2007, 09:17 AM

50th Anniversary of the Corniest Class in "Insert name here" School!

www.corniestclass.org

And here's the

Lord Kain · 05-09-2007, 11:58 AM

ah I got blocked at work by clicking your song link...

But then I saw the name of the file "in my own grandpa"

Now I know why I got blocked

Goofus Maximus · 05-09-2007, 09:09 PM

Gah! That must be a typo. The title should be "I'm my own Grandpa"...

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MSP Globe Trekker Jan 2005 Last Seen: Yesterday Posts: 15,928 (#1) Thanked 5x in 5 posts x66	My ex-wife has somehow gotten involved with my high school's 50th anniversary reunion, and has asked me to create a website for folks to register. Here are my questions: 1) What would be the funniest domain name? It was a hillbilly, country school. Lots of FFA (Future Farmers of America) members, lots of NASCAR fans, lots of corn... Here are the domain names I'm tossing around: www.ChildrenOfDaCorn.com www.RedneckHeaven.com www.OneStoplightTown.com Give me some ideas! 2) I need a simple web form so that the registrations are emailed to my ex-wife's email address. Any suggestions?

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MSP Globe Trekker Jan 2005 Last Seen: Yesterday Posts: 15,928 (#1) Thanked 5x in 5 posts x66	I thought about that actually. So I think I'm going to register a name that is either normal, or just subtly insulting. And then put little things on the site itself that are funny.

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