[MSP]

It's a "drunk and high" thread.

Happy Labor Day homos! We've been partying here for about 7 hours now, and I'll be at it for another 24 hours, give or take.

[FireStarter]

Lets just say I've had a beer or twelve and my bowl is missing.

[Cr@cKpiPe tE@sEr noOb!]

man, i do miss the buddah somewhat. haven't toked in ~8 months. i really want to take a couple hits off a bowl/bong, just sit at my comptuter and listen to hours of music and play CS:S/HL2. Also order a pizza and eat it all in one sitting, then sleep for 34 hours after. one day....one day.

[MSP]

Once again I am the last "man" standing. I actually saved a buddy of mine one night. He had drank about a whole bottle of vodka and apple schnapps. He was passed out on my couch, while I cleaned up. He opened his eyes, smiled at me, and started choking on his own vomit... In my drunken stupor I rolled him over and revived him. He would have been dead had I been passed out, which I easily could have been...

[Sparky]

Where were you when Jimi died? Damn you!

I'm just messing with this freshmen bitch. I was supposed to hook her up with my friend, but it totally backfired and she likes me instead. For an ugly bitch, she sure talks dirty. Her myspace pictures aren't too flattering. I even tried freaking her out with stuff I said, but it isn't working.

[CHEDaddy]

Originally Posted by MSP

Once again I am the last "man" standing. I actually saved a buddy of mine one night. He had drank about a whole bottle of vodka and apple schnapps. He was passed out on my couch, while I cleaned up. He opened his eyes, smiled at me, and started choking on his own vomit... In my drunken stupor I rolled him over and revived him. He would have been dead had I been passed out, which I easily could have been...

And the lesson you learned from this was........

???

[MSP]

Originally Posted by Sparky

Where were you when Jimi died? Damn you!

Ironically, I said to him "Don't you Jimmy on me!!!" Honestly, he just smiled and pink barf started leaking out of his face. He would have died. We were mixing vodka and Hawaiian punch, hence pink barf...

[hans5849]

There was a wet t-shirt contest at the bar by my friends house that i wound up at. The two hottest chicks there started going at at in front of everyone. Then we were emptying a keg that was flat at my friends house and the second hottest one came walking over with her b/f or husband. Her she wanted a ride to her house two blocks away my friends brother was like if you drink the rest of the keg, and her b/f goes that just what she needs more alcohol. He's probably fucking the shit out of her now.