My mind is blown! THESE schools are better than ours!?!?!?

Goofus Maximus · 09-23-2005, 02:52 PM

Reports from a Japanese Schoolteacher

Remind me to wear a steel buttguard if I ever visit a Japanese school...

ThatHideousStrength · 09-23-2005, 03:16 PM

This has got to be fake.

ShabazKillaX · 09-23-2005, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djmihow

This has got to be fake.

How much time have you spent in Japan?

ShabazKillaX · 09-23-2005, 04:06 PM

This is fucking classic

Quote:

At the ghetto school, I was walking around outside after classes, visiting the various sports clubs. As I came up to the girls basketball club, one ichinensei girl (the "breasts" girl by the way) greeted me with "Yo Nigga!"

...I hate MTV.

She then asked me what it meant. Sigh. I told her it was kind of a greeting...but it was really bad so never use it. She didn't quite get it, so I gathered her and her friends around for storytime. I tried my best in simple Japanese to explain American history and slavery and the origins of that word. I said it was very bad and to please never use it again.

They seemed to listen the best they could, and when I finished, Breasts Girl showed her appreciation by giving me a heartfelt "Thanks Nigga!"

...I really hate MTV.

Goofus Maximus · 09-23-2005, 04:14 PM

In the FAQs part, he explains that his experience there isn't nearly that bad, and those are just the funny moments.

I'm still going to wear a steel butt-guard to any Japanese Schools, though.

~~eyezik~~ · 09-23-2005, 04:43 PM

http://outpostnine.com/editorials/teacher36.html

that one had me laughing out loud in my cubicle, people started to look over the walls.

superman · 09-23-2005, 05:38 PM

i'm fucking moving to japan

j0k3r · 09-23-2005, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djmihow

This has got to be fake.

Uhhh, no it's not. I have never had a little kid try and kancho me, but I have heard of it before. The size of you dick is regular coversation over there. Apparently most Japanese men are self-concious about their wangs, possibly because of all the porn they must be watching from their utterly repressive society, moreso than America if you can believe that.

It can be pretty crazy over there outside of the board room once you get into society.

~~CHEDaddy~~ · 09-23-2005, 09:14 PM

It's called a "goose." They learned it from US personnel during WWII. And by "personnel," I mean Navy. They say nothing is gay as long as you can't see land. First law of the Sea.

Those Nips are always WAY behind the times. Next thing you know, they'll nuke Hiroshima. Won't they be surprised.

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