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Old 01-27-2006, 03:35 PM   permanent link to #1
 
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http://lightningdrink.com/

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink





holy hell...it even has his menacing judo stare on the can
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And for those of you who might be sceptical, 7-11s in my area are carrying them. I'm picking one up on the way home. I hope I don't develop the urge to grow out a pony tail after drinking it.
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LAN party's across the world.... UNIT!!!
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unite?

anyway, that is awesome drink. I've had it.
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if you put it in a microwave does it turn into a bomb?
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Old 01-27-2006, 03:51 PM   permanent link to #6
 
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LAN party's across the world.... UNIT!!!
you either forgot the 'G' in the front, or the 'E' in the back. You should read to make less of these mistakes (you know what i'm talking about punk).
Shut your mouth and think it out.
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Chuck Norris beat him. He had the idea to sell his own urine as an energy drink. We now know it today as Red Bull.
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Old 01-27-2006, 04:46 PM   permanent link to #8
 
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LAN party's across the world.... UNIT!!!
you either forgot the 'G' in the front, or the 'E' in the back. You should read to make less of these mistakes (you know what i'm talking about punk).
Oops... yeah forgot the "E"...

hmmm... what are you talking about? My job requires me to read hours on end....
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unite?

anyway, that is awesome drink. I've had it.
He only forgot a letter, you forgot an entire word.

I am going to be dead serious here. If you saw that can - and you decided to buy it and drink it - you must be a fucking fag. What the fuck is wrong with you?

As for Steven Segal, looks like he's about 6 months away from selling second-rate car insurance like MC Hammer.

"packed with vitamins and exotic botanicals..."

That's from a woman's shampoo commercial. That’s gay. Those vagina salesmen should sue him for gay trademark infringement.
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one of the flavors is 'asian experience'
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yeah chuck norris red bull piss is better
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I wonder if Jenny McCarthy drinks it. You know Segal tried to get her on the casting couch for one of his movies and she told him to fuck off.
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She's not alone. They say he's been turned down by every hosebag he's ever gotten within 30 feet of on the job.
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failing rappers seem to like him
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Coming soon...Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink in:

NEW!!! Grape Ape and Menthol Cool NEW!!!
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Coming soon...Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink in:

NEW!!! Grape Ape and Menthol Cool NEW!!!
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hahaha, this is great!

yea i noticed rappers and the steven segal trend.. weird.


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unite?

anyway, that is awesome drink. I've had it.
He only forgot a letter, you forgot an entire word.

I am going to be dead serious here. If you saw that can - and you decided to buy it and drink it - you must be a fucking fag. What the fuck is wrong with you?

As for Steven Segal, looks like he's about 6 months away from selling second-rate car insurance like MC Hammer.

"packed with vitamins and exotic botanicals..."

That's from a woman's shampoo commercial. That’s gay. Those vagina salesmen should sue him for gay trademark infringement.
ah, i owe you one.
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I'd try this.
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I'd point that shit straight at the sky
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:27 PM   permanent link to #20
 
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That's so lame, seagal is like 90 years old now.

A chuck norris drink, on the other hand.
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