[PencilWntGtU2TheMoon]

This is very disturbing and deals with sexual organs. Please do not read further if this might bother you.
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Here goes, I have something in my sperms. Like tiny little crunchy clusters. Never seen anything like it before. I'm going to the doctor on Monday (she doesn't know yet), which scares the crap out of me. It's very embarrassing. I needed to talk to somebody and there is no way I'm calling one of my friends over this, so I post here where it is anonymous. Not only is it embarrassing, I have no doubt they are going to stick things up my ass and penis. And probably make me beat off in a cup.

I'll try to get some photos in the morning and post them. Not sure if I should post them in NSFW - probably safer.

[Torx]

uric acid crystals.

Uric acid crystals were detected in semen. A transrectal ultrasound revealed the presence of microcalcifications in the prostate gland. After treatment with a low purine diet, the patient experienced considerable relief of the clinical symptoms. Determination of uric acid and creatinine levels in serum and seminal plasma were carried out before and after treatment. There were no abnormalities or presence of crystals in the post-treatment semen analysis.

[PencilWntGtU2TheMoon]

Please give me the link. What are they going to do to me? I'll try to post pics in the morning.

[MSP]

Wow, pics of man jam on Tweak. I guess it was bound to go here eventually.

[Scrubbin_Bubbles]

dude I think I speak for everyone when I say PICS ARE NOT NECESSARY we'll take your word for it. More than likely they are going to do some type of culture or procedure that does involve sticking something in the meatus

[MSP]

So riddle me this Batman, what's your diet like? You taking any weight lifting supplements?

[-Sevendust-]

I dont want to see pics.

[gB dAvId x]

Here is the real question... Why does Torx seem to have an answer on what this could possible be the case!?!!? That sounds like something that could hurt when ejaculating

[MSP]

So is like the chunky peanut butter equivalent of baby batter? Maybe some girls like it crunchy...

[superman]

So... were you playing around with your semen?

[PencilWntGtU2TheMoon]

You can't miss it. I think most of the questions in this thread will be answered in the morning.

Thanks for all the support and empathy

[Caucasian Hammer]

So what happened? Did you jerk off and right when you shot your load your felt like tiny pieces of glass were coming out of you dick? That has to be one of the worst feelings ever.

[MSP]

It probably manifested itself in a girl eating what sounded like Rice Crispies.

[Juballharshaw]

Originally Posted by PencilWntGtU2TheMoon

Please give me the link. What are they going to do to me? I'll try to post pics in the morning.

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[Chris]

Naa, we're good on pics lol.

[Sparky]

Y'all turned into a bunch of pussies, I swear!

I want to see what's going on with this guy's ejaculate. Maybe there's something we can all learn from this.

[Goofus Maximus]

I'm trying to get the image out of my head, of Pencil feeling around in his puddle of personal procreative juices for "crunchy bits."

[lamnorky.baggst]

Yep, it's the AIDS.

[PencilWntGtU2TheMoon]

"Crunchy clusters," but thanks for the concern

[PencilWntGtU2TheMoon]

It is not The Hiv, dumbass. I bet it wouldn't be funny if it happened to you tomorrow.

[lamnorky.baggst]

Originally Posted by PencilWntGtU2TheMoon

It is not The Hiv, dumbass. I bet it wouldn't be funny if it happened to you tomorrow.

I apologize for my comment if it incited anger within you. I was simply conversing in a joking manner. I figured since everyone else had committed knowledgeable information to the subject at hand I figured I'd just be dumb.

My apologies.

[PencilWntGtU2TheMoon]

Nah, it was funny. Just used to watching my back around here. It's like a reflex

[Scrubbin_Bubbles]

Originally Posted by PencilWntGtU2TheMoon

Nah, it was funny. Just used to watching my back around here. It's like a reflex

You been here a month.....