[Coleman]

So last time I wrote something in the library it was about me breaking wind and such.... this time it's different.

To my right, about 15 ft. away, is the pinnacle of nerdiness. Two grown men, atleast ages 30-35, are playing Starcraft in the university library. These men are both wearing those short, nylon-type fiber, shorts with very tight shirts that look to display some sort of anime or transformers characters on them. They surely are not brothers but must be just best friends joined by their passion for being nerds. Of course, being nerds, they have a great chance of being fat. These guys fit that mold, tipping the scales at over 250lbs.

Now... I come to the library all the time in pajama pants/workout attire or whatever. These guys seem to think that this is their own living room. One of them just opened up his duffel bag to reveal his collection of junk food and candy to the other. This junk food is also contained within a large, noisy, plastic bag. Their eyes both lit up and they gave each other high fives. They are both talking loudly and moving about trying to get better viewing angles of the ZERG RUSH in starcraft.

Is it bad that I want to wait until one of them goes to the bathroom to garrotte him in the stall? Surely the other one would follow up to see where his buddy was so I could take him out as well thus ridding the world of such a worthless pair of human beings.

Long story short:
-Fat nerds in library in nerd attire surrounded by hot college women
-Me feeling guilty about hating them for their weight and nerdiness
-Me wanting to kill them

[El_Presidente_Pufferfish]

pfft

i say bust out your laptop and join them

[Nothing.]

Originally Posted by El_Presidente_Pufferfish

pfft

i say bust out your laptop and join them

ahaha. Excellent.

Too bad it's STARCRAFT Warcraft FTW.

But, think of it this way, you look like a god compared to them. You want them to be around, just not next to them.

[Coleman]

No no.. the library is for STUDYING AND WRITING! I don't know how they're using a university computer to play starcraft in the first place. Besides.. anyone who answers their cell phone, talks loudly, or eats loud food in the library should be beaten in the face with a metal pole.

[ivanolo]

^ I agree 100%!

[MSP]

Look on the bright side - You > Fat Nerds. So they were only helping you look better with the ladies. Shame on your for not cashing in.

EDIT: But yeah, disgusting people with no self discipline make me sick as well. They probably had more junk food in that bag then I eat in TWO years.

[Coleman]

I was writing a cover letter so I was not trying to distract myself. They wouldn't have angered me so much had it not been for the work I had to do. Otherwise, I would have just laughed at them instead of wanted to run over and tell them Starcraft is for Koreans :P

[Jishory]

I just checked to see if i still have sc installed... i do, us west guys!

[sims]

dude don't complain when your in situations like that, do you understand how much better your going to look to every girl that comes by well your there?

[c6comp]

^ I agree 100%!

x2 . a long time ago... way back when windows 98 was the windows xp, i used to work for our city library, fixing computers and stuff, and one day i found these twon GROWN MEN installing a need for speed game on the library computer, and when i started looking at them they turned around and said "what are you looking at" i felt like shooting them, choopping their bodies up into 200 differrent peices, flushing various parts down the toilet, and burning the rest [/rant]