If you could would you and would it be gay ?

integra00 · 07-17-2008, 08:02 AM

This topic came up at work because of another forum. I personally would not.

Caucasian Hammer · 07-17-2008, 08:07 AM

oh, that is completely gay...really really super duper gay.

Sparky · 07-17-2008, 08:23 AM

Most certainly 100% homosexual.

Chris · 07-17-2008, 08:35 AM

I think the more important question is:

If we could have done it all along, would we even be asking if it was gay?

Lord Kain · 07-17-2008, 08:40 AM

Damn straight!

If you guys were able to do it, your cocks would already be in your mouths, it's the same as masturbation.

Anyways, personnaly, I'm not a huge monkey spanker, so I don't see the appeal. I'd do it on a stage though

for ten thousands millions!

mattdev · 07-17-2008, 09:03 AM

Only if the bitch swallows.

Juballharshaw · 07-17-2008, 09:25 AM

Giving it would not be gay just as yanking the crank isn't a gay handjob. However, swallowing might be pushing it.

-Sevendust- · 07-17-2008, 09:52 AM

And I would swallow every drop.

jake · 07-17-2008, 10:13 AM

After thinking about this long and hard,

I don't think I could do it. But maybe that is just because we can't physically, so it seems very outlandish and taboo.

If we were able to and humans had been doing it for millions of years I am sure it would feel normal.

MSP · 07-17-2008, 10:14 AM

Hell yes I would do it! And I vaguely remember trying as a teenage, but alas I wasn't that flexible.

Tacdriver · 07-17-2008, 11:15 AM

I don't know........as a child we sucked on our own fingers, some bite their own nails to this day I bet. Now I'll grant you the afore mentioned doesn't end with "Tacdriver Juice" squirting in your mouth but if you could...........sure you would. It would be a more peaceful world and it would make Crack look like Warm Milk.

namelessentity · 07-17-2008, 12:01 PM

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I think most guys have tried or thought about it. I think it'd probably be pretty weird though when/if you were finally able to do it.

Bear · 07-17-2008, 12:04 PM

We can't reach it for a reason, damnit!

Mr. Ali · 07-17-2008, 12:34 PM

On the same note, would you fuck a clone of yourself? Would it be gay to ream your own ass? Give each other 69? I need answers.

freeridemusik · 07-17-2008, 01:28 PM

Lol, at this thread. wtf!

That snl clip is so great... heh

MSP · 07-17-2008, 01:32 PM

Umm, that would be a no. Pleasuring my own body is one thing, but screwing a clone would be having sex with another man. Yeah, it's got my DNA, but it's still another man. :barf:

namelessentity · 07-17-2008, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MSP

Umm, that would be a no. Pleasuring my own body is one thing, but screwing a clone would be having sex with another man. Yeah, it's got my DNA, but it's still another man. :barf:

But what if you were really good looking? Like Johnny Depp or something. I don't think that would be gay, right?

Tacdriver · 07-17-2008, 01:57 PM

Agreed MSP. Oh and before anybody posts......jacking or sucking off your clone would for sure be gay because they're receiving the pleasure not you........well unless you're gay then yeah it would be OK.

tictac · 07-17-2008, 03:18 PM

Hahaha, I love this place.

Oh, and it would be gay simply because it's a cock you're putting in your mouth.

jake · 07-17-2008, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tictac

Hahaha, I love this place.

Oh, and it would be gay simply because it's a cock you're putting in your mouth.

So what about a cock in your hand? Or a cock touching your balls?

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Caucasian Hammer is a stupid republican Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Shelton, Connecticut Posts: 537 (#120 ) My photos: 30 Thanked 1x in one post	oh, that is completely gay...really really super duper gay.

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Sparky is not Scooby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: West Hartford, Connecticut Posts: 4,933 (#9 ) My photos: 3 Thanked 6x in 5 posts	Most certainly 100% homosexual.

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Chris Raptor Jesus Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,687 (#17 ) My photos: 6 Thanked 1x in one post	I think the more important question is: If we could have done it all along, would we even be asking if it was gay?

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Lord Kain Keeper of the Timeline Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 4,462 (#13 ) My photos: 13 Thanked 3x in 3 posts	Damn straight! If you guys were able to do it, your cocks would already be in your mouths, it's the same as masturbation. Anyways, personnaly, I'm not a huge monkey spanker, so I don't see the appeal. I'd do it on a stage though for ten thousands millions!

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jake Vagabond Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Calgary, AB Posts: 2,322 (#42 ) My photos: 67 Thanked 1x in one post	After thinking about this long and hard, I don't think I could do it. But maybe that is just because we can't physically, so it seems very outlandish and taboo. If we were able to and humans had been doing it for millions of years I am sure it would feel normal. Last edited by jake; 07-17-2008 at 10:44 AM..
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MSP Globe Trekker Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,841 (#1 ) My photos: 143 Thanked 10x in 10 posts	Hell yes I would do it! And I vaguely remember trying as a teenage, but alas I wasn't that flexible.

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Tacdriver Tweak Minion Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,494 (#66 ) My photos: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	I don't know........as a child we sucked on our own fingers, some bite their own nails to this day I bet. Now I'll grant you the afore mentioned doesn't end with "Tacdriver Juice" squirting in your mouth but if you could...........sure you would. It would be a more peaceful world and it would make Crack look like Warm Milk.
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namelessentity Resident Cynic Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Napa, CA Posts: 1,733 (#56 ) My photos: 6 Thanked 2x in 2 posts	SNL- Self Suck Yoga Class - AOL Video I think most guys have tried or thought about it. I think it'd probably be pretty weird though when/if you were finally able to do it.

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MSP Globe Trekker Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,841 (#1 ) My photos: 143 Thanked 10x in 10 posts	Umm, that would be a no. Pleasuring my own body is one thing, but screwing a clone would be having sex with another man. Yeah, it's got my DNA, but it's still another man. :barf:

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Tacdriver Tweak Minion Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,494 (#66 ) My photos: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	Agreed MSP. Oh and before anybody posts......jacking or sucking off your clone would for sure be gay because they're receiving the pleasure not you........well unless you're gay then yeah it would be OK.
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