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View Poll Results: If you could perform oral sex on yourself would you ?
Yes .. same as masturbating 20 43.48%
No .. Thats gay 19 41.30%
Only if you had an audience and money was involved 7 15.22%
Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 07-17-2008, 07:02 AM If you could would you and would it be gay ?   permalink #1
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This topic came up at work because of another forum. I personally would not.

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Old 07-17-2008, 07:07 AM   permalink #2
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oh, that is completely gay...really really super duper gay.

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Old 07-17-2008, 07:23 AM   permalink #3
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Most certainly 100% homosexual.
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:35 AM   permalink #4
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I think the more important question is:

If we could have done it all along, would we even be asking if it was gay?
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Old 07-17-2008, 07:40 AM   permalink #5
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Damn straight!

If you guys were able to do it, your cocks would already be in your mouths, it's the same as masturbation.

Anyways, personnaly, I'm not a huge monkey spanker, so I don't see the appeal. I'd do it on a stage though for ten thousands millions!

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Old 07-17-2008, 08:03 AM   permalink #6
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Old 07-17-2008, 08:25 AM   permalink #7
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Giving it would not be gay just as yanking the crank isn't a gay handjob. However, swallowing might be pushing it.

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Old 07-17-2008, 08:52 AM   permalink #8
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And I would swallow every drop.
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Old 07-17-2008, 09:13 AM   permalink #9
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After thinking about this long and hard, I don't think I could do it. But maybe that is just because we can't physically, so it seems very outlandish and taboo.

If we were able to and humans had been doing it for millions of years I am sure it would feel normal.

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Old 07-17-2008, 09:14 AM   permalink #10
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Hell yes I would do it! And I vaguely remember trying as a teenage, but alas I wasn't that flexible.

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Old 07-17-2008, 10:15 AM   permalink #11
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I don't know........as a child we sucked on our own fingers, some bite their own nails to this day I bet. Now I'll grant you the afore mentioned doesn't end with "Tacdriver Juice" squirting in your mouth but if you could...........sure you would. It would be a more peaceful world and it would make Crack look like Warm Milk.

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Old 07-17-2008, 11:01 AM   permalink #12
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I think most guys have tried or thought about it. I think it'd probably be pretty weird though when/if you were finally able to do it.
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:04 AM   permalink #13
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We can't reach it for a reason, damnit!
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:34 AM   permalink #14
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On the same note, would you fuck a clone of yourself? Would it be gay to ream your own ass? Give each other 69? I need answers.

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Old 07-17-2008, 12:28 PM   permalink #15
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Lol, at this thread. wtf!

That snl clip is so great... heh

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Old 07-17-2008, 12:32 PM   permalink #16
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Umm, that would be a no. Pleasuring my own body is one thing, but screwing a clone would be having sex with another man. Yeah, it's got my DNA, but it's still another man. :barf:
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:56 PM   permalink #17
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Umm, that would be a no. Pleasuring my own body is one thing, but screwing a clone would be having sex with another man. Yeah, it's got my DNA, but it's still another man. :barf:
But what if you were really good looking? Like Johnny Depp or something. I don't think that would be gay, right?
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:57 PM   permalink #18
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Agreed MSP. Oh and before anybody posts......jacking or sucking off your clone would for sure be gay because they're receiving the pleasure not you........well unless you're gay then yeah it would be OK.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:18 PM   permalink #19
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Hahaha, I love this place.

Oh, and it would be gay simply because it's a cock you're putting in your mouth.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:24 PM   permalink #20
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Hahaha, I love this place.

Oh, and it would be gay simply because it's a cock you're putting in your mouth.
So what about a cock in your hand? Or a cock touching your balls?
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:25 PM   permalink #21
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So what about a cock in your hand? Or a cock touching your balls?
Unavoidable. But putting a cock in my mouth? Completely different, IMO.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:32 PM   permalink #22
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no.



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