[GirlsRidePonies]

EDIT: Question is supposed to read: "The last time I (you) had sexytime activities with a consenting member of the opposite (or same?) sex was..."

It's been a while since the last one of these.

How's long's it been, yo?

[thadood]

Since mid-March. Won't happen until some time in July.
Long distance relationships. Damn. I wouldn't change it for anything, though.

[GirlsRidePonies]

I suppose I should say that it's been a month for me.

Yeah, not since that thread I posted about screwing my buddy's ex.

There are opportunities on the horizon though.

[Juballharshaw]

You left out the BrentN "I'm actually a virgin" option.

[mistawiskas]

not long ago....we'll just leave it at that.......and it was "opposite"

[Torx]

does masterbating 200+ times in a year count as 1 full sexual intercourse??

[Lord Kain]

Originally Posted by GirlsRidePonies

I suppose I should say that it's been a month for me.

Yeah, not since that thread I posted about screwing my buddy's ex.

There are opportunities on the horizon though.

not screwing her anymore? feck, that's a shame!

[smirnoff]

Originally Posted by Torx

does masterbating 200+ times in a year count as 1 full sexual intercourse??

Everyone at work asking what I'm laughing at after I read that, oh man.

[Bear]

Tuesday. She's going through her monthly womanly phase now.

[NoPunIntended]

Me and Scrubbin got it on last night. It was a doozy.

[MaesterB]

It's difficult having a moody pregnant wife, and I've been sick for the past week. *SIGH* Need to find some sugar when I'm on the road I think.

[travisty08]

Originally Posted by Torx

does masterbating 200+ times in a year count as 1 full sexual intercourse??

that should count as -1 intercourses.

i'm at work right now but i did the deed last night around 11pm and 1 am.

[jake]

In the shower this morning with Palm-ela.

[msgwtco]

still a virgin :P

[Jackalope]

eh finished up then she had to go to work. so I voted option 1, cuz it was that soon.

[ThatHideousStrength]

I'm still a virgin. Way to leave me out asshole.

[Mr. Ali]

Originally Posted by ThatHideousStrength

I'm still a virgin. Way to leave me out asshole.

[hans5849]

Yea, December....

[mistawiskas]

Originally Posted by NoPunIntended

Me and Scrubbin got it on last night. It was a doozy.

Not a pretty mental image guys....I was going to have dinner.

[BrentN]

Sigh, I'm not gonna lie but its been about 6 months for me.

Both of the chicks that I tried hooking up with for a relationship didn't pan out, and I'm not manwhore haha. Then again I havent really really been trying to get laid, I mean sure I think about it but I guess the opportunity has not yet arisen.

Eh, one of these nights i'll get lucky, meet a girl that's interested at a party, get drunk and end up in the sack.

lol, thought I was going to for sure a couple weekends ago. Went home with this chick that I used to work with, sooooo damn hot oh man. We all went out, me and some buddys and this girl with some other girls as well. One of my good buddies was into this chick, and has been for a long time and he's always telling me that its just a matter of getting her over to his place, or hers and it'll happen.
So we go out and everythings going great, they're hitting it off, we're all having a blast and we head out to the club.
The girls want to go on the dancefloor and me and another buddy HATE dancing, we just had a drink to 'no dancing' minutes earlier, but his girlfriend convinced him to go on the floor so I stayed behind.
I was chatting it up with some people when the girl that my buddy is interested walked upstairs and grabbed my hand and forced me onto the floor below. Fuck, man she was ALL over me, I mean rubbing her ass right into my ffukcing cock. I'm on the floor, got a fucking chubby here, she knows this, I got my hands ALL over her just totally enjoying myself here haha. I kept on trying to pass her off to my buddy and she wouldn't have anything to do with him, and he had told me earlier in the week that she's fair game and anything that happens with her and someone else would be alright.
So he's now telling me that I should see where this goes and we dance for another half hour or so.
Getting late and me and this chick agree to go back to her place.

Get in the door and do a couple shots, then we start talking and flirting for a while. I'm laying the 'suggestive' words on her, she's laughing but nothings happening. We just talked...
It was a damn good conversation, and i'll have to admit that I found we had quite a bit in common but I did go over there for one thing and didn't get it.

Its funny becuase I was taking some video of her with my phone haha, secretly cause like I said, she is damn fine, and she's telling me how she wants a man who's straight up, no bullshit. Someone who will go right up to her, grab her and tell her that we're going to fuck lol. And here I am, drunk as hell playing the games and laying the moves not listening to a word she' saying.

Honestly, I bet if I just went up to her and was 'straightforward' with my thoughts she probably would have jumped me lol.

Anyways, thats my long story about how I didn't get laid.

So yea, round two next weekend for sure, she likes to party with us and if she's back i'll make another attempt if the opportunity is there.