[Eps]

Its not a matter of her noticing it. Like I said we joked about it. And then when she said she wanted to hold my hand while we walked I was like "I got my hands in my pockets to cover up the fact to the rest of the world that I have a raging hard mega boner!" Not in those exact words mind you. Really, what I'm most embarrassed about is that I cannot control it. Its like that episode of Spin City where there is that hot new press secretary. All the guys when called up for comments say "I can't stand up right now." Trust me, she didn't mind at all. But think about this.. would YOU (yes you) want to be walking down the streets of NYC while pitching a tent?

[Scooby]

Well then, follow the swivel and tuck method.

[ThatHideousStrength]

I remember seeing a 40 year old man in the mall having a raging boner after leaving a womens clothing store.

True Story.

[nidex]

Wack off more often.

[ThatHideousStrength]

Ya whack off, I noticed when I do it my sex drive dies off for a couple of days.

[BrentN]

You'll look like a weak fool and she'll feel powerful and girls like that so you win, secretly.

I would have to very much disagree with this comment. The last thing a woman wants is to have a man thats timid and shy, yes it shows weakness and this is what they DON'T want secretly. They might find it cute at first, but the more that you do it the less that they actually start to like you. lol, do not do this!

[Jishory]

Originally Posted by djmihow

Ya whack off, I noticed when I do it my sex drive dies off for a couple of days.

so this happens like every few hours for you?

[Eps]

Lol, thanks for all the replies. In all seriousness, "whacking off" does not solve anything. So far I think the best advice has been to not view her as a sexual object. That will be incredibly hard. I mean, we have a lot in common and emotionally//intellectually it has been an absolute ball. But come on. I am getting intimate again and you are asking me to ignore 10000 years of testosterone pounding through my body. She wants to get together tomorrow after work. I'll let everyone know how that goes.

[Chris]

Meh, it's not uncommon. The more you get involved with this/any girl, it'll go away. You're just getting some and your Johnson is happy about it. That's all.

[ThatHideousStrength]

Post pics of her and we can give a full analyzation

[Alize]

You shouldn't ever make apologies on behalf of your sex drive. Doing so puts the ball in her court, and your balls in her purse.

[NoseMaster]

Dude my gf touches my knee and I pop a boner. Just hold it down in your pocket.

[Chris]

Originally Posted by NoseMaster

Dude my gf touches my knee and I pop a boner. Just hold it down in your pocket.

Holding it down makes you look suspicious.. Swivel and Tuck is hands-free.

[ninefivezero]

Get laid and get that initial tension out of the way

[Torx]

either jerk off before seeing her, or force your erection straight up rather than straight out.. may need some undercover pocket adjustments

youve already prbably done all this..
you just cant control it, let her know and dont be afraid to show it in public..
just dont grope her in public and shit, thats rude.. but ya know..

i say wack it off before going out, but if you do that you'll seem too laid back, maybe lazy like, or have the "after sex attitude", which is no interest in girls or sex.. Just depends on YOU.

[Pope John]

i'm sorry. what exactly is the swivel and tuck?


i vote for just saying B-O-N-W whenever you get a boner in front of her. She'll probably ask wtf BONW is, and you can tell her it means "Boner out of Nowhere"

then, depending on your personality; you could go into great detail about how the boner is not "out of nowhere" but in fact, directly caused by her.

she'll like that, maybe?

[integra00]

swivel and tuck .. old school secret

[WoodButcher]

not a new problem, up, if your pants fit right at the waist no one will notice, pants don't fit? wear a belt, strap that puppy down!
what ever you do always bear in mind, marriage is the leading cause of divorce and wealthy lawyers!

[mistawiskas]

I don't see a problem here. Enjoy it while you can. When you're over 45, you'll look back on them daze with pride and envy Eps. Show that thing off, you may get 'luckay'.

Originally Posted by hans5849

Hell im a walkign boner

I used to take a med (trazadone) that did that to me, got really good at swivel & tuck.

[Lord Kain]

well man.. the thing is... it's not a problem!!

If you are young, a strong sex drive is more than normal.

Frankly, in my teen years, I remember that it was the same.. big boners as soon as my GF was close.

May be embarassing sometimes, but I suggest as an advice to just live with it. Instead of thinking of your boner, why not keeping your mind on the wonderful moment you are living with your girl? (and you can keep one hand in your pocket at the same time if needed )