[Jackalope]

Okay found this on another forum, and its pretty cool:

Make a wish and have it turned on you!

the whole point is to make a wish and the next person grant it in a corrutped way and make their own,

an example:
(wish maker):
"I wish to not age physically"

(Next poster)
"Wish granted, however you age mentally and go insane"

Got it?

okay here goes: I wish I could live forever.

(then someone will say something like Granted, but soon aliens land and enslave all of humanity...or granted, but the earth is shortly destroyed and you drift in space alone. then post their wish)

[Scooby]

Okay, but one day after an immortal drinking binge you are assumed dead and burried alive.

I wish i was dead.

[ivwshane]

Granted but soon after you get in a terrible car crash and become paralyzed.

[ivwshane]

Originally Posted by Scooby

Okay, but one day after an immortal drinking binge you are assumed dead and burried alive.

I wish i was dead.

Granted but apon your death the winning lottery ticket for 365 million dollars is found in your pocket.



I wish I was successful.

[Hubcap]

Originally Posted by ivwshane

I wish I was successful.

granted, but only months after you become successful your penis falls off.

I wish I was the best looking man in the world.

[ivwshane]

Originally Posted by Hubcap

granted, but only months after you become successful your penis falls off.

I wish I was the best looking man in the world.

Granted but you end up having the worlds worst breath too and nothing you can do hides the fact.


I wish I had a small penis.

[Scooby]

Granted, but you are the carrier of a unique genetic disease that makes you shrink, thus making your penis proportional and socially accepted.



I wish i had rythm.

[superman]

Originally Posted by Scooby

Granted, but you are the carrier of a unique genetic disease that makes you shrink, thus making your penis proportional and socially accepted.



I wish i had rythm.

granted, but now you are illiterate.

i wish i was god.

[Scooby]

oho, if i could dance, why would I need to read?

[ivwshane]

Originally Posted by Scooby

oho, if i could dance, why would I need to read?

I think he was making fun of your spelling

[ivwshane]

Originally Posted by supaman

granted, but now you are illiterate.

i wish i was god.

Granted but it turns out that everyone else is god too.

[Eps]

ivwshane, you didn't make a wish.


I wish I had all the world's movies on a harddrive.

[Phant0m51]

Originally Posted by Eps

ivwshane, you didn't make a wish.


I wish I had all the world's movies on a harddrive.

Granted, but the next day you receive a court subpeona from the MPAA.

I wish I could get paid to do nothing.

[ivwshane]

Granted but you are put in jail for the rest of your life, with no computer access, for having so many illegal copies.



Wish I had the power to make any wish come true.

[superman]

Originally Posted by ivwshane

Granted but you are put in jail for the rest of your life, with no computer access, for having so many illegal copies.



Wish I had the power to make any wish come true.

granted but you can't make any wishes for yourself and you're dirt poor and hungry forever.

i wish i was the one who invented windows

[NoseMaster]

Granted, but now you're just as big of a douche as Bill Gates.

I wish I had an egg mcmuffin.

[GOG427]

Granted but its 3 week old mcmuffin..
i wish i could see really good?

[urban-cowboy]

granted... but the you realize you live in wisconsin...

i wish i was black

[ivwshane]

Originally Posted by supaman

granted but you can't make any wishes for yourself and you're dirt poor and hungry forever.

i wish i was the one who invented windows

Granted but since microsoft had already been formed all you got was a small credit in the about window and you were lated fired for creating and heavily pushing microsofts BOB.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microsoft_Bob


I wish I had an unbreakable and reliable time machine.

[ivwshane]

Originally Posted by urban-cowboy

granted... but the you realize you live in wisconsin...

i wish i was black

Granted but you have a white mans penis.