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gB dAvId x · 05-19-2005, 10:49 PM

oh oh pick me!!! pick me!!!!

i know html!!!!!

hafleystyles · 05-19-2005, 11:44 PM

lol you'll be too bussy suckin our clients dicks so we can gouge em with the pricing

succubus · 05-20-2005, 05:41 AM

Tip:
Less is more. Flash intros are nice...if you're promoting a rock band.
You don't want that to be their first impression - it just implies that you can point and click. Anyone can use it - and they even offer a free trial software offer for end users. I say end users because most experienced web authors fall into a 'developer's' category. You know... the ones that launch notepad and pound out their own applet codes, sql, etc...
I'm not critisizing, just be sure that you have something that conveys to them you possess knowledge they don't have the time or patience to learn. If they're experiencing network congestion during the two-minute window of opportunity they have to check out your site they're going to close it and move on.

~~Electric_Head~~ · 05-20-2005, 07:49 AM

OMG that page is actually annoying to browse. Stop making the menu move on me, and get rid of that animation when you goto a new page. Just make it so nothing really has to load, and just have the text in the huge white box whange when you click something on the menu. Less IS more, you dont need an animation between each page, it just gets annoying after the first time. Fading pages in and out just makes my broadband useless because the page still takes forever to "load".

~~Boltsky~~ · 05-20-2005, 08:27 AM

I do consulting and I have no webpage. Why? Because the clients I deal with aren't intrigued by bullshit marketing.

tex · 05-20-2005, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boltsky

I do consulting and I have no webpage. Why? Because the clients I deal with aren't intrigued by bullshit marketing.

marketing is everything. marketing = bullshit.

~~Boltsky~~ · 05-20-2005, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tex

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boltsky

I do consulting and I have no webpage. Why? Because the clients I deal with aren't intrigued by bullshit marketing.

marketing is everything. marketing = bullshit.

Heh, sounds like typical webhostingtalk advertising. I prefer to analyze market supply and demand and cater consulting services based on what people need and are willing to pay. Blind marketing = the failure of business.

CHEDaddy · 05-21-2005, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ward

just to be the 3rd person to comment on spelling...

spell check?

Loserville.

How many positions do you have available for your foundling corporation?

What are the annual salary ranges and do you provide medical insurance? I know a couple people who might be interested.

Good luck with your bullshit du jour. Make sure you have an EIN and collect taxes and show proof of your workman’s compensation insurance to all of your applicants or you are going to jail.

CHEDaddy · 09-12-2005, 08:22 PM

How many of those positions are still available? I want to get in on the ground floor and get some stock options. And a friend is interested as well.

tex · 09-12-2005, 10:20 PM

actually, looks like they got some customers, and did some nice websites too...

NoseMaster · 09-12-2005, 11:14 PM

The "customers" seem fake, but the layouts are pretty snazzy.

GirlsRidePonies · 09-13-2005, 12:06 AM

Awww.... you bastards bumping this thread made me think Boltsky was back.

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~~Electric_Head~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: NJ Posts: 1,939 (#52 ) My photos: 21 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	OMG that page is actually annoying to browse. Stop making the menu move on me, and get rid of that animation when you goto a new page. Just make it so nothing really has to load, and just have the text in the huge white box whange when you click something on the menu. Less IS more, you dont need an animation between each page, it just gets annoying after the first time. Fading pages in and out just makes my broadband useless because the page still takes forever to "load".

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~~Boltsky~~ Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 139 (#161 ) My photos: 0 Thanked 0x in 0 posts	I do consulting and I have no webpage. Why? Because the clients I deal with aren't intrigued by bullshit marketing.

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